tehpwner

• Member since: 7/31/2009
• Gender: Male
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• Wii: I never bothered to learn my friend code
• PS3: theRPM2015
• SteamID: wtf?

u dontneed 2 no hu i ahm.
I used to be on addictinggames all the time, untill nickelodean bought it and turned it into a crap site. now im here, and ready to KICK... SOME...-END TRANSMISSION-
BTW...
90% of teens would cry if the jonas brothers were on the empire state building about to jump, if you're in the 10% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell
" Jump fa*gots jump" post this in your profile. I would TOTALLY say that. Notice I didn't capitalize their name. I did it on purpose. (same thing with miley cyrus, b*z*tchs!)
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CD7's Survival guide to:Trolls
Here I will show what not to do when encountering a troll as well as the proper course of action.
WHAT NOT TO DO
CD7:I liked the movie Inception
Troll: I liked your mom
CD7:Wow you have no life
Troll:Except with your mom
CD7:You want a piece of me troll?!?!
Troll:I already got some from your mom.
(continues for 3 pages)
Now some may think that arguing with trolls is satisfying but really its like feeding a stray cat. It keeps the troll coming back. So instead of arguing Ill show the proper action.
WHAT TO DO
Troll:I like your mom
CD7:Im telling mod!
A wild troll appeared! Go mod! Mod uses banstick! A critical hit! Its super effective! The troll fainted 7 exp gained!
What you should do is paste a link showing the troll to one of our helpful mods who will get rid of the troll.
There you go just rember: DONT FEED TROLLS. :D
Copy and paste this to help stop troll feeding (special thanks to commanderdude7 for making this guide)

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Price 1000 AP and 1 AP for ammo

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Price 100 AP and free bullets

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Price 1400 AP and 2 AP for ammo

*Originally copied from MarioMario's profile
** Then copied from Alpha791's profile

Motto: Live in the moment. Or die trying.

Believe it or not, I really don't like Colony. Yes it's true, live with it.

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
-fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel.

*the last 2 sections copied respecfully from Alpha791's profile. and really,  colony is'nt that good.

Links:
Epicroll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x45u98Mo1Do

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Quotes:
"BILL OF RIGHTS!"-Tehpwner, after denying to do something.
"Wait, no more pull-ups? sheesh, you'ed think she peed in her pant 100 time during this movie."-Tehpwner, while watching the ending to 2012.
"Come to the darksidez,
                        We have Cheezeburgurz"
-Darth Cat
"You never learn to have respect for someone until they are gone."- Beastahayes
"So I can't have a wig or a butt?"- Spongebob Squarepants
"If you feel pain it probably hurts."- Beastahayes
"Remember when you die it will most likely be painful."- RaptorExx
"If you don't find any nerd you could just punch yourself in the face."- Chris Rock
"I can see Russia from my window."- Sarah Palin
"If you know that you are insane, then you are not insane."-Ricador

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"I used to sound like Justin Bieber... But then I turned 8." ��"Funkiest monkey
"Why does he need a movie? He already had enough fanatics to overthrow the government!"-deathbydeath, on the Justin Bieber movie.
"EDIT: The only thing that kept me from killing myself as I read this, was the fact that I was listening to Nirvana.... This seems a tad ironic..." Thedayrecker, on The Justin Bieber movie.
"I think my brain is beating itself against my skull in an effort to die." Frozen donkey wheel2, on take a guess.
"Alright...
Time to go on a bloodthirsty rampage"- The jakeinator, on do I even need to say it?
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©Copyright 2010 Everyone the quotes are from.
Some quotes lifted from Beastahayes's profile. Credit for discovering certain quotes go to him.
***= all the quotes in this boundary are from the enquisiter magazine forums.
Epicroll link lifted from Commanderdude7's profile and credit for making link goes to him.
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