theEPICgameKING

theEPICgameKING

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*Wall of Wisdom*

Every now and then i'll take old stuff down/put new stuff up. You're free to comment/hate about it below.

Religion is like a penis:
-It's okay to have one.
-It's okay to be proud of it.
-It's not okay to whip it out in public thinking it's bigger and better than anybody else's (even if it is bigger and better than anybody else's.)
-It's NOT OKAY to try to stuff it down someone's throat.
Most importantly...both things transmit a bunch of stuff, depending on how it's used. Used correctly, you get life (baby/faith). Used incorrectly, you get something terrible (AIDS/cultist fanatics).

A liar who constantly acts good and rarely ever lapses into evil is a good man. A good man, full of faith and love, who ignores the poverty and pain around him, taking it as normal, that those people deserve it...is a bad man.

Wisdom is better than intelligence, endurance is better than strength, and love is better than devotion.

*Environmental stuff*
Call me a hippie wiccan amish whatever, I care about the environment, and you should too! I carefully fact-check my findings, so trust that these statements are not opinions (unless noted).

An idiot will destroy the home he lives in, thinking "i'll just get a new one." The environment is our home. STOP POLLUTING! (Opinion)

The main thing about plants is their ability to produce oxygen from photosynthesis. Now, the chemical company Monsanto has gone too far in their genetically modified plants by modifying alfalfa's ability to produce oxygen. As in, it can't. If GM alfalfa spreads, we will all suffocate from a lack of oxygen. (Fact)

The following substances found in many processed/artifical foods are hazardous to your health in one way or another. Check em out for yourselves for more details:
Soy lecithin, Monosodium Glutamate, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Aspartame, Caramel Color, Sodium Nitrate, Canola Oil, Cottonseed Oil, Palm Oil, Soybean Oil, and many more! (Fact! don't believe me? then do some research buddy.)

I formally beg you to boycott all items containing one or more of the above ingredients, because only idiots would eat poison for the taste! Hey, if you want something that tastes REALLY GOOD, try anti-freeze! It's SO SWEET! So what if it's lethal in high doses, even pure water can drown you in high doses, and that's clean! Go on, drink some anti-freeze for the sweet taste!
(I am not liable for any idiot who, after reading this, drinks antifreeze and dies. Seriously?)

What else you want me to put on here? tell me.

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  1. Yeah, eight pages....

  2. Yeah I know. I had like eight MS Word Documents to keep track of it.
    -Story
    -GM Sheet (original)
    -GM Sheet-in-game
    -Stores and Legendary
    -Monster Guide
    -Class Sheet Guide
    -Card Games
    -Active Map Locations

    etc.

    Also, I get what you're saying, but comparing Christianity to a penis was not a good way to say "welcome back." I could go into a lengthy debate as to why the metaphor is flawed, but that wouldn't be a good way to say "thanks, I missed you."

    pwned.

  3. So you gave up hosting my game, then Kyle gave up hosting the sequel? And you thought I wouldn't find out? You never know when the master is going to return home.

  4. Fantastic. So two sides wants to murder me and one side might want to hire me. and my price is finding my friend. besides, I never told the kingdom I'd defect from them, so they shouldn't know about that yet.

  5. Tck. you'd be surprised what a wild card can do. yes. and I'll happily also let any side hire me if they really want to waste money on that.

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