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thoadthetoad

is a 14 year old Male and is ranked #76 out of 338,268 users

• Member since: 3/7/2008
• SteamID: thoadthetoad

Blast from the past the thoad is back!
and creepier than ever!

Yes, the swine is gone.

If you don't know me you must be new, if you aren't new and don't know me you're either not in the tavern, art section, or world polotics section a lot. If you STILL don't know me, then you haven't seen me duet o ignorance! SEE?! YER IGNORANT.

No really though, I'm a 14 year old dude out for some poon while playing video games that writes odd things while I draw morbidly scary creatures while listening to SOAD and "When You're Evil".

Did I mention that I'm evil? Yeah I kinda forgot about that.

Quote of the month: "Once you go black, your baby's on crack."

+++ZOMBIE SURVIVAL CLUB+++
Ranks:
Founder: Thoadthetoad
Co-Founder: Skater_kid_who_pwns
President: PossibleInsanity
VP:
Zombie Slayer:
Zombie Artist:
Zombie Breeder:
Zombie Perv:
ZTF:
Zombie Pyro:
Zombie Barbara:
Zombie Seadog:
*will add more ranks later, ranks serve more as acheivments and titles, otherwise, the club does not, repeat, NOT, have ranks*
+++MEMBERS+++
1. Thoadthetoad
2. Skater_kid_who_pwns
3. TSL3_needed
4. Cenere
5. Thisisnotanalt
6. DDX
7. Quakingphear
8. Hoodhulk
9. PossibleInsanity
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1. kingryan says:

   Posted at 4:25am on 11/8/2009

   Oh Hello there dear Thoad. Good too see you've beaten that nasty fever you had.

   If you don't remember me I'm Queen Rhianna...wait...umm....

   Who're you?

2. Moegreche says:

   Posted at 8:13am on 11/4/2009

   I'm an advocate for national legalization of gay marriage

3. Klaushouse says:

   Posted at 5:18am on 10/30/2009

   I'm glad to see you're self educated. GJ.

4. mcdonaldjord says:

   Posted at 8:49pm on 10/29/2009

   hey dude am a zombie dude to look at this
   ok lets say its z-day

   zombies type is slow zombies,

   and you are not bit yet most of the people in you town are alive try to get as many people together to help kill the incoming
   zombies you may wana build a wall or some kind around the town your in you should use cars with no gas,dead zombies but make sure there dead
   and some rocks if you can find any once you got that, you need to find weapons,water,food and gas also you should board up the windows and add some things to weak walls
   if you got any cement add that to windows and some walls warning use zombies dead bodies ONLY on the out side of you house or on the city wall or your house will stink
   and a zombie may naw on you.

   ok now the zombies are coming to eat you, get all the weapons you got and shoot like crazy there gona be a slow and long fight if they get close to a building go to its
   roof and drop a tv on them or drop a can of gas on them and light the fire make sure you are not near them if you do that do not use chain saws or flam thowers
   they need gas and your useing it (hopefuly you got a gas pump in your town) use some cars to help kill them all try to add some simple weapons like sharp things on the side
   spikes on the front and people with guns in it.

   you have killed all of them in your town congratz, but now your runing out of food,water,gas and working cars you should send a raiding party to the next town not evey one but a bout
   5 to 10 people all with guns and in some cars or a bus if they make it back with gas,water,food and say its safe over there you may wana mover over there
   for its food and etc

   once your there just repeat and hope you live.....

   2020,sept 15 z-day

   in your house, you look for weapons you see a chair,a tv and a bat you quickly pick it up and swing it wildly into its head >zombie< it falls before you,you pull it out side and slam the door as fast as you can
   ( by now i think you know whats happening, one word ZOMBIES no one knows how it happened but it did most of the people you and i know are dead or are they? no they are dead but still eating)

   you phone 991 and hear screams and moans you look out side and see the dead walking and EATING you know that you will need a better weapon but what can you use? well you got a car with a little gas a bat and you
   want to kill them,you run to your car bashing zombie heads on your way out the door you push the key in and your car humms to life you slam on the pedle and run over a few of the people you once knew you drive thou the mall window,
   and drive runing over the dead you pull over at daves gs (gun shop) as you open the door you see that dave is dead well not really hes a zombie. as it walks aimlessly towords you you take the bat and smash it in the its head again and again
   until it stops moving once you killed him you then see the goodys you see a shot gun with about fifty shells not nearly enough to last for long and next to it you see a pistol, a 20 cal its weaker then the shot gun but it has 145 shells as you
   look over the counter you see what dave used to try to fight of the undead......a elephant gun strong enough to shoot thou lead and over 200 shells so you take it and the pistol and stick it in you belt just as your turning you see three of.....them in the door way
   you see this as a time to test out the elephant gun you fire aiming at the head not having much pratice you miss and hit it in the arm but amazingly the zombies arm is almost torn off form that one shot this time you aim mo0re carfully at the same one
   perfect shot! right in its head you see its brains fly out you quickly kill the others you see more coming not wanting to waste your ammo you try to make a barracade useing some chairs form the shop next to you (chairs-r-us) and try to make
   a  wall not to hard because you only have to block the doors you kill about 5 or 6 more zombies until you know that your gona need food so you take two pistols with lots of ammo and your bat but before you leave you think that the bat isnt gona do much
   damage theres not that many meele weapons in the gun shop but your see some nails and know thats gona have to do you hammer them in to the bat makeing sure the nails point out the side and you smash the barracade know your not gona need it
   the first zombie comes at you your bash its head with your nail-bat but its stuck in the side of its head,not wanting to risk geting biten your leave it behind and just shoot the rest you see about 10 of.....them at the end of the mall and you also see the food
   court luckly the zombies and not in the way.

5. dudeguy45 says:

   Posted at 7:44pm on 10/29/2009

   If the horse wants to get horny he shoiuld look at strop's drawings.