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----- You know you live in 2012 when... ----
1.) You accidentally enter your PIN on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have Facebook or Twitter
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
9.) And you were too busy agreeing with me to notice number 5.
10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly and looking back to 4 to see what you missed.
12.) And now you missed #8 Tatty-bye
Aehm... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpenlig was iprmoantt!
-If you can raed tihs, gvie me a cmmoent bloew
Harry Potter fans:"I wanna go to Hogwarts!"
Narnia Fans:"I wanna go to Narnia!"
Percy Jackson fans:"I wanna go to Half-Blood Camp!"
Hunger Games fans:"No thanks."
professor: you are a christian, arent you, son?
student: yes, sir.
professor: so, you believe in GOD?
student: absolutely, sir.
professor: is GOD good?
professor: is GOD all powerful?
professor: my brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didnt. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(student was silent)
professor: you cant answer, can you? lets start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
professor: Is satan good?
Professor: where does satan come from?
professor: thats right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
professor: evil is everywhere, isnt it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
professor: so who created evil?
(student didnt answer)
professor: is there sickness? immorality? hatred? ugliness? all these terrible things exist in the world, dont they?
student: yes, sir.
professor: so, who created them?
(student had no answer)
professor: science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
student: no, sir
professor: tell us if you have ever heard your GOD
student: no, sir.
professor: have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
student: no, sir. im afraid i haven't.
professor: yet you still believe in him?
professor: according to emirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. what do you say to that, son?
student: nothing. i only have my faith.
professor: yes, faith. and that is the problem science has.
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Last online I STOPPED DOING THIS
I play Wartune now, on server s22 with s9b1. Feel free to join our clan if you want.
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