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traveler247

is a 14 year old Male in Nowheresville, Texas (look it up on a map, its huge) and is ranked #3,487 out of 169,977 users

• Member since: 6/3/2008
• AIM: to find out what this is
• MSN: I try to avoid the microsoft corporation.
• Yahoo: its happy mail, but I don't use it.
• XBOX Live: I try to avoid the microsoft corporation.
• Wii: I wish...
• PS3: its places other then my place.
• SteamID: kinda missin this...

A great way to entertain an idiot: see bottom of page.

I live in the country, and grew up with few friends (1-2), no internet, a lot of land, and nothing to dedicate myself to but school. So I was home schooled, got pretty smart, and was doing excellently in the 6th grade in all my subjects except history. Then I got more friends, joined a few organizations, my parents wanted internet, and I got a lap-top for my 13th birthday, so now I'm doing things like this in my free time instead of...whatever I did before. Now...I'm still ahead in all my subjects except for history, and am starting with programming.

As an after thought, here's a joke I found:

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies" "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the  couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is  fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we  try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different  angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in  and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure" 
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his  baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their  mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.  Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the  squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam?
....... Good Lord, she's fainted!!"

So, I've talked about myself, given you a joke, but I haven't talked about you...hm...Here's the perfect solution: Leave a comment! tell me about yourself, and then there'll be a little bit about you on my page, and I can be honored that you took the time ;D

Take the time to be happy, take the time to enjoy life, but never give up work, and never consider yourself above something, for everything is worth trying.

I think the greatest lesson life can offer is that you never know everything about anything, always be open to new ideas.

A great way to entertain an idiot: see top of page.

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   Yousefeee says:

   Posted at 1:36pm on 11/26/2008

   ty man see you.
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   traveler247 says:

   Posted at 10:16pm on 10/16/2008

   sweet...looks like I've become the resident master of the suicide game for this profile.
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   nickynailz says:

   Posted at 10:27am on 10/16/2008

   i cant beat level 7 on suicide game what
   is the key
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   imgood00 says:

   Posted at 12:57am on 10/14/2008

   hey how do you beat lvl 3 in the suicide game? and by the way, its better then that, its congradufuc.kinglations so awsome you get ammy award!
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   traveler247 says:

   Posted at 9:36pm on 10/3/2008

   my about is really cool...man...I need to modify it then, I want it to be FREAKIN AWESOME! but thanks