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  • Member since: 11/18/2009
  • Gender: Male
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my english isn´t the yellow from the egg, so please bear with me because nobody is perfect (including chuck norris).
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves... When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

- C.S. Lewis
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! - ever thought about tequila?

^"when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make everyone wonder how the **** you did it"
google is your friend
"If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat."
about me:

i like RPGs, chameleons, cactuses, elephants, point and click games like monke island or simon the sorcerer, adventure games where you must solve riddles and/or can explore something with a little touch of strategy and the color blue. i am sometimes offline and i want to make some RPGs but im a noob with that (i mean the making part).

if you want to know how i look, click this!

read (x)
get my own library ()
write a book ()
write books ()
finish my homepage ()
get to my old school friend/find my old school ffriend (x)
(wow, that sounds gay, trust me im not gay but i have no problems with gay people)
find all old school friends ()
make more RPGs ()
get my own hammock ()
have at least one room/glass house full of cactuses ()
get a waterbed ()
some links:

some poems and a short story written by me

talented violin girl!

everytime i listen to this song i could do something awesome like climbing on the everest

try it, its awesome


funny and epic series!
i do not stop to wonder about the dumbness of humanity. the planet earth was first but we say its "our" planet. we stare at the beautifull nature and destroy it. if we want something, we get it, even if someone must die so we can get it. i am a human and suicide is not the answer. humans are parasites, who dont know when it is time to stop.
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100 MPH on a road on a motorcycle(Girl) Slow down we are going too fast, I'm scared!(Boy) Come on, don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Ya having fun right?(Girl) No.Please stop, I'm really scared!(Boy) Then tell me ya love me. (Girl) I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down. (Boy) Give me a hug. *Girl hugs him* (Boy) Can you help me out here? Take my helmet off and put it on you. It's bugging me. Now you may think the boy is a jerk, but the next day in the paper it said this: A motorcycle has crashed into a building due to brake failure, two people found but only one survived.The truth is halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke.But he didn't want the girl to know.Instead he had her say she loved him,felt her hug one last time... Than had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though this meant he would die.If you would do this for someone you love, post this on your profile.
im a proud member of the OctoCan Clan! for information on joining Clan OctoCan, please contact CommanderPaladin or MagicTree.
who needs sleep?
brohoof /) if you are a brony (or a pegasister) too! i watched every episode (even the EG movie)...time to watch them again till season 5 begins! Here, have some MlP links:

a story about a blind young pony

Lord of the Rings Re-enacted by Ponies

discord as a human

a sad story about envyous ponies...

Ask Paranoid Twilight


My Little Brony
awesome and/or hilarious web-comics:

magick chicks



sister claire

monster pulse

power nap

eerie cuties

modest medusa


Two Guys and Guy

League Of Super Redundant Heros

Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub

Johnny Wander


Dresden Codak

Guilded Age


The Secret Life of a JOURNAL COMIC

Walking on Broken Glass

Supernormal Step


Girls with Slingshots



Nerf This

The Seizure

lucy phurr´s imps

Ava's Demon

Olympus Overdrive

All Night

Next Town Over

Monster Soup


The Bullys Bully


Legend of Bill



Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

Random Kanto!

Redtail's Dream

a hilarious sprite comic about ff

Wizard School

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