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zotoran

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• Member since: 7/18/2009
• Yahoo: chasephilpott@yahoo.com
• XBOX Live: Choclate Chip
• Wii: ch@$
• PS3: Zotoran

Wood Serf: 10 AP
Iron Serf: 25 AP
Gold Serf: 100 AP

Wood Squire: 225 AP
Iron Squire: 400 AP
Gold Squire: 625 AP

Wood Knight: 1200 AP
Iron Knight: 1750 AP
Gold Knight: 2250 AP

Wood Lord/Lady: 3000 AP
Iron Lord/Lady: 3500 AP
Gold Lord/Lady: 4000 AP

Wood Duke/Duchess: 4500 AP
Iron Duke/Duchess: 5200 AP
Gold Duke/Duchess: 6000 AP

Wood Prince/Princess: 7250 AP
Iron Prince/Princess: 8500 AP
Gold Prince/Princess: 10000 AP

Wood King/Queen: 12000 AP
Iron King/Queen: 14500 AP
Gold King/Queen: 17500 AP
Top 20 Chuck Norris jokes

1.Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

2.Once a cobra bit Chuch Norris' leg, After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

3.When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

4.Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

5.If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

6.Chuck Norris never retreats. He attacks in the oppisite direction.

7.Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

8.On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

9.When god said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

10.Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

11.M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

12.Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

13.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

14.Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

15.Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

16.Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

17.Chuck Norris can speak braille.

18.Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris expirence.

19.Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

20.Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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