Video Walkthrough
Achievement List
Here is the entire list of achievements. Note that some of these achievements are only available in specific areas (i.e. Treadmill-based achievements are only available in the Gym area)
#1: Jump up and get down - Figure out how to jump
#2: Hoppy Day - 10x - Jump 10 times
#3: Hoppy Day - 30x - Jump 30 times
#4: Hoppy Day - 75x - Jump 75 times
#5: Hoppy Day - 100x - Jump 100 times
#6: Hoppy Day - 150x - Jump 150 times
#7: Hoppy Day - 200x - Jump 200 times
#8: Double dutch - Double Jump
#9: Double dutch - 10x - Double Jump 10 times
#10: Double dutch - 30x - Double Jump 30 times
#11: Double dutch - 75x - Double Jump 75 times
#12: Double dutch - 100x - Double Jump 100 times
#13: Double dutch - 150x - Double Jump 150 times
#14: Double dutch - 200x - Double Jump 200 times
#15: Hang time - 1 sec. - Catch 1 second airtime
#16: Hang time - 2 sec. - Catch 2 seconds airtime
#17: Hang time - 3 sec. - Catch 3 seconds airtime
#18: Impalephant - Jump onto a spike
#19: Double Impalephant - Double jump onto a spike
#20: Jump to Another Level - Go to another screen jumping
#21: Double Jump Tube - Double jump in a tube
#22: Jump Jump Switcharoo - Switch directions 5 times while jumping
#23: Elecoptering - Hold a jump for 3 seconds
#24: Jump 5 With No Sides - Jump 5 times without moving
#25: Up Ten WIthout Death - Jump 10 times without dying
#26: Click Jump - Click while jumping
#27: Pause Jump - Pause while jumping
#28: Three times a jumpy - Try to triple jump
#29: A to G midair - Type A through G while jumping
#30: No one can hear you jump - Jump while muted
#31: Jumping Prick - Jump into spikes 10 different times
#32: Mouse Jump - Jump into your mouse cursor
#33: Hamster Tube Hop - Jump in a hamster tube
#34: Everywhere I Jump - Jump in every screen
#35: Free fallin - Fall over 200 pixels in one fall
#36: Hot cross bun - Fire a pastry
#37: Hot cross bun - 10x - Fire 10 pastries
#38: Hot cross bun - 50x - Fire 50 pastries
#39: Hot cross bun - 100x - Fire 100 pastries
#40: Hot cross bun - 500x - Fire 500 pastries
#41: Stationary confectionery - Fire a pastry without moving
#42: Skewered treats - Fire a pastry into spikes
#43: Let them eat cake! - Fire a pastry into King Hamster
#44: Tubed treats - Fire a pastry into a tube
#45: Mid-flight meal - Fire a pastry while jumping
#46: Pastry buffet - 10x - Have 10 pastries out at once
#47: Pastry buffet - 20x - Have 20 pastries out at once
#48: Tasty pastry - Consume a pastry
#49: Tasty pastry - 10x - Consume 10 pastries
#50: Tasty pastry - 50x - Consume 50 pastries
#51: Tasty pastry - 100x - Consume 100 pastries
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#52: In-flight snack - Consume a pastry midflight
#53: Mega-tart - Launch a big pastry
#54: Uber-tart - Launch a huge pastry
#55: Constipation Annihilation - Die from pastry
#56: Mini-tart - Collect a mini pastry
#57: Mini-tart - 50x - Collect 50 mini pastries
#58: Flamephant - Catch the elephant on fire
#59: Flamebroilephant - Die from fire
#60: Up to snuff - Extinguish a fire
#61: Flaming tart - Catch a pastry on fire
#62: Firestarter - Light a torch on fire
#63: Firestarter - 3x - Light 3 torches
#64: Firestarter - 10x - Light 10 torches
#65: Firestarter - 18x - Light 18 torches
#66: Firestarter - 27x - Light all 27 torches
#67: Soakaphant - Become drenched in water
#68: Let there be dark - Extinguish a torch
#69: Funeral pyre - Catch a deadaphant on fire
#70: Funeral pyre - 5x - Catch 5 deadaphants on fire
#71: Flaming Deadaphant Kills - Deadaphant lights you on fire
#72: Fire by Pastry - Pastry lights you on fire
#73: Pastry torch lighter - Fire a pastry to light a torch
#74: Hot! - Increase elephant temperature to 700F
#75: Loose change - Collect a coin
#76: Loose change - 20x - Collect 20 level coins
#77: Loose change - 50x - Collect 50 level coins
#78: Loose change - 75x - Collect 75 level coins
#79: Loose change - 100x - Collect 100 level coins
#80: Loose change - 125x - Collect 125 level coins
#81: Loose change - 150x - Collect 150 level coins
#82: Loose change - 180x - Collect 180 level coins
#83: Loose change - 200x - Collect 200 level coins
#84: Loose change - 220x - Collect 220 level coins
#85: Loose change - 240x - Collect 240 level coins
#86: Loose change - 250x - Collect 250 level coins
#87: Loose change - throne room - Collect all coins in throne rooms
#88: Loose change - secret room - Collect all coins in the secret room
#89: Loose change - Hub - Collect all coins in hub room
#90: Loose change - Gym - Collect all coins in gym room
#91: Loose change - testing room - Collect all coins in testing room
#92: Loose change - Hamsterroom - Collect all coins in hamster room
#93: Loose change - pit of dispair - Collect all coins in the pit
#94: Loose change - Stats Room - Collect all coins in stats room
#95: Loose change - Wardrobe - Collect all coins in dressing room
#96: Kickem when theyre down - Kick a deadaphant
#97: Kickem when theyre down - 5x - Kick the same deadaphant 5 times
#98: Kickadeadaphant - 5x - Kick 5 deadaphants
#99: Kickadeadaphant - 10x - Kick 10 deadphants
#100: Kickadeadaphant - 20x - Kick 20 deadaphants
#101: Bounceadeadaphant - Jump on a deadaphant 5 times
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#102: Sacrificial pellet - Make your first pellet offering
#103: Sacrificial pellet - 5x - Make 5 pellet offerings
#104: Gym membership - Unlock the Gym
#105: Dress me upephant - Unlock the Stats/Dressing Room
#106: Ticket to rodentown - Unlock the Hamster Room
#107: Pathway to the pit - Unlock the Pit
#108: Testing room - access granted - Unlock the Testing Room
#109: Monumental achievement - Unlock the Final Statue
#110: Passport stamp: hub room - Visit the Hub
#111: Passport stamp: gym - Visit the Gym
#112: Passport stamp: stats room - Visit the Stats Room
#113: Passport stamp: wardrobe - Visit the Dressing Room
#114: Passport stamp: hamster room - Visit the Hamster Room
#115: Passport stamp: testing room - Visit the Testing Room
#116: Psst... its a hidden room - Visit the Hidden Room
#117: Move along - 1x - Touch a Tile
#118: Move along - 10x - Touch 10 tiles
#119: Move along - 50x - Touch 50 tiles
#120: Move along - 100x - Touch 100 tiles
#121: Move along - 200x - Touch 200 tiles
#122: Move along - 300x - Touch 300 tiles
#123: Move along - 400x - Touch 400 tiles
#124: Move along - 500x - Touch 500 tiles
#125: Move along - throne room - Touch 50 tiles in the throne room
#126: Move along - stats room - Touch 50 tiles in the stats room
#127: Move along - wardrobe - Touch 25 tiles in the changing room
#128: Move along - secret room - Touch 25 tiles in the secret room
#129: Move along - hub - Touch 50 tiles in the hub
#130: Move along - gym - Touch 50 tiles in the gym
#131: Move along - testing room - Touch 50 tiles in the testing room
#132: Move along - hamster room - Touch 50 tiles in the hamster room
#133: Move along - pit of dispair - Touch 50 tiles in the pit
#134: Tilecake - Touch a tile with a pastry
#135: Launcher? I barely knew her - Touch a Launcher
#136: Launching - 10x - Touch 10 Launchers
#137: Launching - 20x - Touch 20 Launchers
#138: Launching - 50x - Touch 50 Launchers
#139: Pastrylauncher - Touch a Pastry to a Launcher
#140: Deadaphantlauncher - Touch a Deadaphant to Launcher
#141: Xtinguish - 3x - Darken 3 torches
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#142: Xtinguish - 5x - Darken 5 torches
#143: Skewerephant - Die from a spike
#144: Skewerephant - 5x - Color 5 spikes
#145: Skewerephant - 10x - Color 10 spikes
#146: Skewerephant - 20x - Color 20 spikes
#147: Skewerephant - 40x - Color 40 spikes
#148: Skewerephant - 60x - Color 60 spikes
#149: Ultimate skewerephant - Color all the spikes
#150: Skewerdeadephant - Color a spike with a deadaphant
#151: Stalagtiteaspike - Touch a downward spike
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#152: Stalagmiteaspike - Touch an upward spike
#153: Spike on the left - Touch a left-facing spike
#154: Spike on the right - Touch a right-facing spike
#155: A pack of derms - 3x - Have 3 deadaphants on screen
#156: A pack of derms - 5x - Have 5 deadaphants on screen
#157: A pack of derms - 7x - Have 7 deadaphants on screen
#158: Dont panic - Hit the panic button
#159: Really Dont Panic - Panic 10 times
#160: Rigor-marole - 5x - Die 5 times
#161: Rigor-marole - 10x - Die 10 times
#162: Rigor-marole - 20x - Die 20 times
#163: Rigor-marole - 50x - Die 50 times
#164: Death in a Spikeless Land - Die in a room with no spikes
#165: In and out - Stay in a room for less than 2 seconds
#166: Stay awhile - 30 sec - Stay in a room for over 30 seconds
#167: Stay awhile - 1 min - Stay in a room for over a minute
#168: Survivor - 30 sec. - Stay in the game for 30 seconds
#169: Survivor - 60 sec. - Stay in the game for 60 seconds
#170: Survivor - 3 min. - Stay in the game for 3 minutes
#171: Fractions are your friend #1 - Your system clock is divisible by 2
#172: Fractions are your friend #2 - Your system clock is divisible by 3
#173: Fractions are your friend #3 - Your system clock is divisible by 4
#174: Fractions are your friend #4 - Your system clock is divisible by 5
#175: Arrows are for sissys - Use WASD controls
#176: WASD is for geeks - Use Arrow Keys
#177: Dont Panic Back - Panic using the backspace key
#178: Bathroom break - Pause the game
#179: Did you wash your hands? - Unpause the game
#180: I cant hear you! - Mute the game
#181: Can you hear me now? Good! - Unmute the game
#182: STOP SHOUTING! - Push the caps lock or shift key
#183: Talking Animal - Talk to an overweight animal
#184: AFK is sexy - Be inactive for 10 seconds
#185: Keymasher - Hold both left and right keys together
#186: Why?! - Y key is presed
#187: Knowing is half the battle - Visit the walkthrough
#188: Good better bingo! - Change the game quality
#189: Clickity-click - Click the screen
#190: Move That Mouse! - Move the mouse 5 feet
#191: Move That Mouse More! - Move the mouse 10 feet
#192: Touching is OK - Click the elephant
#193: More is better - Start scrolling
#194: Still more is better - Scroll 50% of the list
#195: All is best - Scroll the entire list
#196: Losing focus - Click off the game window
#197: Refocused Your Efforts - Click on window after clicking off
#198: Right Click Follies - Right click to find a free achievement
#199: Royale with cheese - Royale with cheese
#200: Hamsternator - Shoot a hamster
#201: Hamsternator - 5x - Shoot 5 hamsters
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#202: Hamsternator - 10x - Shoot 10 hamsters
#203: Hamsternator - 20x - Shoot 20 hamsters
#204: Hamsternator - 50x - Shoot 50 hamsters
#205: Hamsternator - 100x - Shoot 100 hamsters
#206: Hamster instadeath - Kill a hamster in less than 1 second
#207: Pyrohamstermanic - Light a hamster on fire
#208: Pyrohamstermanic - 10 - Light 10 hamsters on fire
#209: Pyrohamstermanic - 20 - Light 20 hamsters on fire
#210: Standstill Hamsterer - Shoot five hamsters without moving
#211: Because theyre squishy - Bounce on a hamster
#212: Hamster dousing - Extinguish an on fire hamster
#213: Dont feed the animals - Feed a hamster a pastry
#214: Dont feed the animals - 10x - Feed 10 pastries to hamsters
#215: Dont feed the animals - 20x - Feed 20 pastries to hamsters
#216: Flaming rodents - Shoot a hamster into a torch
#217: Ignitor: throne room - Light all torches in the throne room
#218: Ignitor: secret room - Light all torches in the secret room
#219: Ignitor: stats room - Light all torches in the stats room
#220: Ignitor: hub room - Light all torches in the hub
#221: Ignitor: gym - Light all torches in the gym
#222: Ignitor: test room - Light all torches in the test room
#223: Ignitor: hamster room - Light all torches in the hamster room
#224: Ignitor: the pit of dispair - Light all torches in the pit
#225: Ignitor: dressing room - Light all torches in the dressing room
#226: Elephants never forget! - Save the game
#227: Sales receipt: 1 pellet - Purchase a pellet
#228: Sales receipt: 10 pellets - Purchase 10 pellets
#229: Sales receipt: 50 pellets - Purchase 50 pellets
#230: Sales receipt: 100 pellets - Purchase 100 pellets
#231: Sales receipt: 200 pellets - Purchase 200 pellets
#232: Sales receipt: 300 pellets - Purchase 300 pellets
#233: Sales receipt: 400 pellets - Purchase 400 pellets
#234: Sales receipt: 500 pellets - Purchase 500 pellets
#235: Sales receipt: 550 pellets - Purchase 550 pellets
#236: Sales receipt: 600 pellets - Purchase 600 pellets
#237: Tossed tarts - Keep a pastry airborne for 3 seconds
#238: Tossed deadaphant - Keep a deadaphant airborne for 5 sec
#239: Tossed firey deadaphant - Firey deadaphant airborne 5 sec
#240: Abrahamster Lincoln - Get a rare stovepipe hat hamster
#241: Fire But No Focus - Click off the screen when on fire
#242: Falling down - Fall 20 pixels
#243: Falling down farther - Fall 200 pixels
#244: Falling down even farther - Fall 400 pxiels
#245: Falling down farther yet - Fall 800 pixels
#246: Falling down seriously far - Fall 1600 pixels
#247: Falling down fartherest - Fall 3200 pixels
#248: Falling down more fartherest - Fall 6400 pixels
#249: Hooverific - Suck the guinea pig down into oblivion
#250: 10% done - Complete 10% of achievements
#251: 20% done - Complete 20% of achievements
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#252: 30% done - Complete 30% of achievements
#253: 40% done - Complete 40% of achievements
#254: 50% done - Complete 50% of achievements
#255: 60% done - Complete 60% of achievements
#256: 70% done - Complete 70% of achievements
#257: 80% done - Complete 80% of achievements
#258: 90% done - Complete 90% of achievements
#259: 95% done - Complete 95% of achievements
#260: 96% done - Complete 96% of achievements
#261: 97% done - Complete 97% of achievements
#262: 98% done - Complete 98% of achievements
#263: 99% done - Complete 99% of achievements
#264: Dress up day - Wear something nice today
#265: You look nice - Be attractive
#266: Dedication - Play for an arbitrary amount of time
#267: Restraint - Dont earn an achievement for 10 sec
#268: Youre on your way - Earn an achievement
#269: Take the tour - 10 rooms - Visit 10 rooms
#270: Take the tour - 20 rooms - Visit 20 rooms
#271: Horton hears a what? - Look confused
#272: Elephantitis - Please the author of the game
#273: Why the long face? - Be an elephant
#274: Royal smackdown - Dissapoint King Hamster
#275: King Hamster is Great - King Hamster really is great
#276: King Hamster is Wonderful - Remember how great he really is
#277: Defacing royalty - Knock over royal statue
#278: Royal Button Pusher - Push the Royal Button
#279: Whats over there? - Left - Look left
#280: Whats over there? - Right - Look right
#281: Im on my way - Left - Move left
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#282: Im on my way - Right - Move right
#283: Its good to be the King - Jump into King Hamster
#284: An ounce for a pound - Land a pastry on the weight scale
#285: On the balance of things - Jump on the Weight Scale
#286: Hamsters for Kings - Fire a hamster at King Hamster
#287: Youre not done yet - Not completed the game
#288: -Day Enthusiast - Day of the week ends in -day
#289: Turned Back on Leader - Face away from King Hamster
#290: Hop On The Tread! - Jump on the treadmill
#291: Here It Goes - Run on the treadmill
#292: Here It Goes Again - 10 sec - Stay on the treadmill for 10 seconds
#293: Here It Goes Again - 20 sec - Stay on the treadmill for 20 seconds
#294: Here It Goes Again - 30 sec - Stay on the treadmill for 30 seconds
#295: Off the Treadmill End - Fall off the end of the treadmill
#296: Runner Trots/Treats - Fire a pastry while on the treadmill
#297: Fast food - Pastry hits the treadmill
#298: Fast food x 3 - Have 3 pastries on the treadmill at once
#299: Exercised to death - Die on the treadmill
#300: Deadaphant Workout - Deadaphant on the treadmill
#301: Disrespect the dead #3 - Jump on a deadaphant on the treadmill
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#302: Hamsters running hot - Fire a hamster on the treadmill
#303: Running hot - Be on fire on the treadmill
#304: Jumping through hoops - Jump into the hoop
#305: Pastry Hoops - Fire a pastry into the hoop
#306: Pastry Hoops x5 - Fire 5 pastries in the hoop
#307: Pastry Hoops x10 - Fire 10 pastries in the hoop
#308: Pastry Hoops x10 - Fire 15 pastries in the hoop
#309: The perfect cupcake flambe - Fire a flaming pastry into the hoop
#310: Dead Shot - Fire a deadaphant into the hoop
#311: Hamster Hoops - Get a hamster in the hoop
#312: Hamster Hoops x 5 - Get 5 hamsters in the hoop
#313: Hamster Hoops x 10 - Get 10 hamsters in the hoop
#314: Flaming Rodent Swish - Get a flaming hamster in the hoop
#315: Flaming Deadaphant Basket - Flaming deadphant into the hoop
#316: Running Swoosh - On treadmill hoop shot with pastry
#317: Elephants can jump - Double jump on treadmill
#318: Rodent trampoline - Jump on hamster on treadmill
#319: Firey Treat on Tread - Land a flaming pastry on treadmill
#320: Big Pastry on Tread - Land a big pastry on tread
#321: Tread-Ham-Fire-Bouce - Jump on Firey Hamster on Treadmill
#322: Magic carpet ride - Ride the entire treadmill length
#323: People mover jumper 3x - Jump on the treadmill 3 times
#324: People mover jumper 5x - Jump on the treadmill 5 times
#325: People mover jumper 10x - Jump on the tradmill 10 times
#326: People mover panic! - Panic on the treadmill
#327: Pause from Treading - Pause on the treadmill
#328: Its so hot in here - Take off all your clothes
#329: Your a harry wizard - Dress in the full wizard outfit
#330: Yaaaaaaaaarrr! - Dress in the full pirate outfit
#331: Flagon with a dragon - Dress in the full jester outfit
#332: Full court press - Dress in the full basketball outfit
#333: To the nines - Dress in the full formal outfit
#334: Pirate Jokes - Pirate Hat and Jester suit
#335: Wizards Basketball - Wizard hat and basketball suit
#336: Funny Magic - Jester Hat and wizard suit
#337: Yaaaaaaaaarrr my afro! - Afro and and pirate suit
#338: Lets find you something nice - Open up the dressing dialogue
#339: Fashionista - Scroll through the choices for clothes
#340: You look fabulous! - Leave the changing curtain
#341: Whatever goes in... - Enter a portal
#342: ... must come out - Exit a portal
#343: Cupcake launcher - Launch a pastry through a portal
#344: Deadaphant launcher - Launch a deadaphant through a portal
#345: Flaming cupcake launcher - Launch a flaming pastry through a portal
#346: Hamster launcher - Launch a hamster through a portal
#347: Going nowhere fast - Get yourself into a portal loop
#348: Cupcake Loop - Fire a pastry into a portal loop
#349: Bronze Portal Runner - Visit 20 portals
#350: Silver Portal Runner - Visit 50 portals
#351: Gold Portal Runner - Visit 100 portals
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#352: Deadaphant 5 Portal Run - Get a deadaphant through 5 portals
#353: Portal Fire - Enter portal on fire
#354: Portal Reentry - Reenter a portal just entered
#355: Hidden Skybox - Get to the secret skybox
#356: Push button get hamster - Push the hamster dispenser button
#357: Push button get hamster - 5x - Push the hamster button 5 times
#358: Push button get hamster - 10x - Push the hamster button 10 times
#359: Hold that hamster button - Hold down hamster button for 5 sec
#360: Hamsterbuster - Clear the room of hamsters
#361: There can be no more hamsters - Max out hamsters in hamster room
#362: Max Hamsters on Fire - Catch all 10 hamsters on fire in room
#363: Afraid of a bunch of rodents? - Spawn maximum hamsters and leave
#364: Rodent bouncer - Jump on a hamster in the hamster room
#365: Rodent bouncer novice - Combo 2 jumps in the hamster room
#366: Rodent bouncer apprentice - Combo 4 jumps in the hamster room
#367: Rodent bouncer journeyman - Combo 6 jumps in the hamster room
#368: Rodent bouncer expert - Combo 8 jumps in the hamster room
#369: Rodent bouncer guru - Combo 12+ jumps in the hamster room
#370: Hamster propeller - Shoot a hamster into hamster room
#371: Here have a hamster - 5x - Dispense 5 hamsters
#372: Here have a hamster - 10x - Dispense 10 hamsters
#373: Here have a hamster - 20x - Dispense 20 hamsters
#374: Here have a hamster - 50x - Dispense 50 hamsters
#375: Here have a fancyhamster - Dispense a tophat hamster
#376: Lame Combo! - Combo only 1 jump
#377: Do or do not. There is not try. - Talk to the Elder Hamster
#378: Pit Cliff diver - Jump off the cliff
#379: Pit Deaths - 10x - Die 10 times in the pit
#380: Pt Deaths - 20x - Die 20 times in the pit
#381: And youre safe - A - Make it to safe spot A
#382: And youre safe - B - Make it to safe spot B
#383: And youre safe - C - Make it to safe spot C
#384: And youre safe - D - Make it to safe spot D
#385: And youre safe - E - Make it to safe spot E
#386: And youre safe - F - Make it to safe spot F
#387: And youre safe - G - Make it to safe spot G
#388: And youre safe - H - Make it to safe spot H
#389: And youre safe - I - Make it to safe spot I
#390: And youre safe - J - Make it to safe spot J
#391: And youre safe - K - Make it to safe spot K
#392: And youre safe - L - Make it to safe spot L
#393: And youre safe - M - Make it to safe spot M
#394: And youre safe - N - Make it to safe spot N
#395: And youre safe - O - Make it to safe spot O
#396: And youre safe - 5x - Hit 5 safe spots
#397: And youre safe - 10x - Hit 10 safe spots
#398: And youre safe - all - Hit all the safe spots
#399: Bottom of the Pit - Make it to the bottom
#400: Pitscaler - Climb out of the pit from bottom