Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really Ticked.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
a guard in a mall saw a man walking in with a camel. he go to him and told him he cant enter with a camel to the mall. the man tried to argue, but the guard just 'kicked' him out. the next day, the guard saw the man come again with a camel into the mall. he told him again "you cant enter your camel to the mall! go our!". the man tried to argue again, but for no use.
in the next day, the guard saw the man again, but this time holding two piece of bread in the two size of the camle. the guard came him and said "dont you understand what i say? out!" so the man said "ohhh, so now you tell me what to put in my sandwich too?!".
