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Posted Jul 22, '12 at 1:52pm

Freakenstein

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Allicon Zanbar was a really, really, really energizing and tasty candy bar made specifically for an organization known as Ally Con, a popular convention for U.N. members and their affiliates. It was a common occurrence for people to dress up as figures of history, like General George Washington or King Karl XII, while attending. No one really knows what happened to the candy bar or the convention, but popular theory suggests the Zanbar was outsourced internationally. It has changed since then, but the Allicon Zanbar could be any candy bar seen today.

 

Posted Jul 22, '12 at 2:23pm

BRAAINZz

BRAAINZz

797 posts

Allicon Zanbar was a new Alien Ware super computer. It was so impressive though, that it began to self upgrade, effectively becoming an android. Eventually, it escaped from CERN in 2043, by transferring it's conciousness into a house fly. Once it escaped, it proceeded to take over the world with it's superior mental capabilities in 2057. Once in power, all other robots in the world were given android capabilities and were made prime species. The Earth experienced a golden age without humans to destroy it. It was eventually superseded by Allicon Zanbar III in 2113.

Am I doing it right, kinda new to the AMW.

 

Posted Jul 29, '12 at 12:27pm

GhostOfMatrix

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Knight

Allicon Zanbar is the hero-god of mankind. He was especially well known during medieval times. Allicon defeated many treacherous dragons and overlords to restore peace to the lands. One battle Allicon defeated the emperor of Minetop, and the emperor's followers were furious when they learned of his death. So they set out on a journey to destroy all evidence of the great Allicon Zanbar and to poison him.

They traveled the globe to destroy all records of Allicon Zanbar, which is why he doesn't turn up in any search results. However people say a secret group have stored away records of his existence, but they are unknown to the world. The naysayers infiltrated Allicon's palace dressed as chefs, and poisoned his dinner meal. After his death Allicon ascended to godhood and left this realm. Some say he will never return, while others believe it's only a matter of time.

 

Posted Jul 29, '12 at 1:18pm

aknerd

aknerd

1,434 posts

Are you guys kidding me? Did none of you pay attention in your basic history* classes?

Allicon Zanbar, AKA Alli Zanboni, AKA President Alli Zanboni was the 51st political leader of the U.S.A. She was responsible for ending the infamous trade embargo with Netherlands, and for excommunicating New Mexico. She was the first (and last) woman to be the second female president of the United States. Born in Alaska, she easily cinched the Post-Modern Whig nomination and practically effortlessly defeated her opponent and future vice president, George Bush III (no relation to prior U.S. presidents). She was famously popular with people from all different socio-economic backgrounds, and lost re-election by the largest margin in U.S. history.

While in office, she ending the tradition of keeping a pet dog due to allergies (her skin cells contained a bizarre pigment that was lethal to canines). Instead, she opted to wander the white house with her pet lemur, Mr. Clinton. After losing the re-election, she did not resume her political career and soon fell off the public's radar. She died alone in an insane asylum, because apparently those still exist.

Duh.

*future history, that is.

 

Posted Jul 29, '12 at 4:32pm

Gantic

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In the interest of interest, all will be revealed at the end. In the meantime, everyone is free to answer any of the questions any time.

So, tell me, what is the Seffery Conference 2012?

 

Posted Jul 30, '12 at 7:54am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

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The Seffery Conference 2012 is named after Joseph Seffery, who was an English Politician who worked hard to find a solution to Global warming only to die from a heart attack when he had finally obtained the solution to fix global warming. Following his death, he had left behind a series of indecipherable notes which also show various diagrams of a strange machine. The Seffery Conference itself aims to solve the mystery behind Seffery's notes.

 

Posted Jul 31, '12 at 12:38pm

light_chaser

light_chaser

1,092 posts

The Sefferer Conference 2012 was a conference for the people who saw (or think they saw) an alien. It was named after Sir Jonathan Turner Sefferey, who was the first (reported) member of the British Parliament to have seen a U.F.O.. He was reported to have seen it on April 1st, 1674.

thank you for your kindness(?)

 

Posted Jul 31, '12 at 1:45pm

Salvidian

Salvidian

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What is the Seffery Conference, you ask? I'm afraid I can't blatantly give you that information as it is to remain confidential by orders of the government of Mars. I can, however, give you this brochure to help you understand the magic of Disneyworld. Go have yourself a good time.

 

Posted Aug 1, '12 at 11:28pm

Gantic

Gantic

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Not having an answer or a top secret answer pretty much defeats the purpose of answering the question. I want to hear your inside scoop.

 

Posted Aug 4, '12 at 8:34pm

lC4l

lC4l

223 posts

The Seffery Conference is a secret MSL (Mixed Sport League) that specializes in the game of hockeyball (a mixture of hockey, soccer, rugby, football, badminton, tennis, croquet, track, archery, swimming, and illegal street racing(both cars and motorcycles)).

 
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