Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Midday
Ohaider kyle. Will do, but it always switches back when I repost in Notepad. And thanks for the warm up, My toes were starting to ice over. Let's just assume for now that the C4's battery sparked when it froze, and the spark BOOOOOOOOOOOOM. *Note to self: Summon Demoman.* *Another Note to self: Get some water heater cannons from mythbusters.* And now...*Gets a tan.* Ahhh...
Lol. But nagging usually doesn't do anything physically. I don't know my nagging skill, but I DO know my alienation and annoyingness skills are at least 5000, so there is that.
@Azywng I use my ghost/spirit to haunt the unit/units that killed me! Lol.
You end up haunting the Trollix. Apparantly they're REALLY scared of ghosts, and hide in assorted buildings. meaning they wont attack this turn.
@Alexandra222 I find someone to train me to become a Vansidruid in alchemy. An old wizard teaches you new things about Alchemy, so you become a vansidruid! You can now craft various potions with damaging/healing effects for support actions! good for you.
@gamermartin I try to learn to create giant zombies in the necropolis and seek out many books on how to create a giant zombie queen. The necropolis teaches you several things, including how to make giant zombies. But zombies cant reproduce except by transferring virus, so queens are illogical and impossible. This aint Left for Dead here.
@theEPICgameKING as an incentive against those who think this thread is taking too long, I nuke the city, halving it's HP! my units take shelter, so they're okay.
Oh. Lolwut. Here we go again. Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses: Lolcatia Remaining HP: 2,000,000,000 Injured(Lose turns): Divinities(Users who run the thread): theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver Demivinities(Respected Players) Tom0000009, Most units under control. Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players) Avatars(Skilled Players) Sonicheroes (80/100 MP) KH style Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element) Darkfire45(Dark) DarthNerd(Ice) Mechninja (Electricity) LeonKP (Light and Dark) gamermartin(Necromancy) taki242 (Chakra) Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element) Alexsandra222 (Alchemy) Garriss(Blood Arcana) Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element) Undead(The dead revived) Defender Heroes! TheEPICgameKING HP: 10000/10000 Current class: White Mage
Herobrine (Greater Minecraft divinity) Weapon: Diamond sword Armor: Full diamond set HP-7500/7500 Class-Herobrine is his own class.
Marluxia (Org XIII, number VI I think. Weapon: Blossom Scythe Armor: None, too boss for armor HP: 20000/20000 MP:150/150 Dead(Dead for a reason) ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason) Other statuses: WHY IS IT SO COLD. Weather: pleasant, clear skies. Time: morning Temperature: warm Lolcatia Defenses: 300/300 Spearmen (Lv 10) 250/250 Knights (lv. 15) 50/50 Snipers (Lv. 10) 100 MC Zombies 100 MC Skeletons 100 MC Wither Skeletons 100 MC Zombie pigmen 125 Metroid Aliens (Brain-suckers)
Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces: Atlas (Lv. 40 Minor Android God) (Bluydee) Health: 50K/50K 25 Arcane Ravens (Garriss) 15 Arcana Spirit Knights(Garriss) 10 Arcane Beastmen (Garriss) Arcane Alpha Werewolf Lv.2 (Garriss) Steel Alpha Raven Lv.2 (Garriss) Arcanne Golem Lv.1 (Garriss) 5 Blood Elementals (Garriss) Blood spire Lv.1 (Garriss) 15 Shadow Wraiths (Darkfire45) 10 Shadow Demons (Darkfire45) 10 Dragona Noir (Darkfire45) (Injured!) Shadow Titan Lv.1 (Darkfire45) 1 Auto Trebuchet (DarthNerd) 10 Pandaren Samurai (DarthNerd) 12 Red Panda Bombers (DarthNerd) 10 Banshees (rick073) Battlecruiser Nimbus Lv.1 (rick073) 10 Vikings (rick073) 100 Marines (rick073) 20 Medivacs (rick073) Fluttershy Lv.1 3 Dark Riders(tom0000009) 10 Biodrones(tom0000009) 720 Worker Drones (tom0000009) 60 Cyber Riflemen (tom0000009) Darkmech Beta Lv.1 (tom0000009) (Injured!) Unnamed Airship Lv.1 (tom0000009) Biomech Aphla Lv.6 (tom0000009) Pinkamena Diane Pie Lv.1 (sonicheroes95) 20 Saboteurs(ArtyWing) Super Robot Unicorn Lv.1 (Faunbard) 00 Undead Riflemen (gamermartin) 0 Undead Builders (gamermartin) @Azywng I use my ghost/spirit to haunt the unit/units that killed me! Lol. You end up haunting the Trollix. Apparantly they're REALLY scared of ghosts, and hide in assorted buildings. meaning they wont attack this turn. @Alexandra222 I find someone to train me to become a Vansidruid in alchemy. An old wizard teaches you new things about Alchemy, so you become a vansidruid! You can now craft various potions with damaging/healing effects for support actions! good for you. @gamermartin I try to learn to create giant zombies in the necropolis and seek out many books on how to create a giant zombie queen. The necropolis teaches you several things, including how to make giant zombies. But zombies cant reproduce except by transferring virus, so queens are illogical and impossible. This aint Left for Dead here.
@theEPICgameKING as an incentive against those who think this thread is taking too long, I nuke the city, halving it's HP! my units take shelter, so they're okay.
@Sonicthehedgehoglol *Uses slash slash Thunder to smash another group of enemies* Already scared by Azywng, you smash into the Trollix! Oh no, down with that stack.
WAVE 2-M-theme! Metroid, Minecraft, etc. MUAHAHAHA. Much madness makes murderously macho mischeviousity. (That last word was made up, shut up) M-theme! 125 metroid aliens charge out through the reinforcement portal, along with a battalion (100) zombies, skeletons, wither skeletons, and endermen, all heroed by...HEROBRINE! And just for Sonic's KH special, Marluxia steps through the portal as well, grinning ever so devilishly, wielding the Blossom Scythe.
