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Kylelolcat
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Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Lolcatia Statuses:

Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000

Injured(Lose turns):

Divinities(Users who run the thread):
Kylelolcat, The Author

Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)

Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)

Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)

Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Undead(The dead revived)

Dead(Dead for a reason)

ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)

Other statuses:
Weather: Sunny and clear
Time: Midday

Lolcatia Defenses:
200/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
40/40 Siege Tanks (Private)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
40/40 Trolls (Flamer)
50/50 Main Battle Tanks
5/5 Bombers
40 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
30/40 Arnies
20/20 Spiders (Demonic)
20/20 Goliaths (Private)
80/80 King-fu Kittehs (Yellow Belt)
30/30 Jedi (Knights)
10/10 Basilisks (Whelps)
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)
20/20 Frost Wyrms (Dragons)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami)

Zakazat Unichtozhat Planetary Forces:
None commissioned so far...

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sonicheroes95
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a note on driving: it full heals your hp and mp. no matter the form. please try again.

theEPICgameKING
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Sonic, Driving heals MP only in this thread. If you got Full-healed every time you drived, mathematically you could never die, because the damage inflicted for you to get 3 drives is less than your total HP, even without Damage Drive and stuff. So, here, it's disabled. You try again.

theEPICgameKING
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Postly update: Yes, opposing troops and heroes can search for eachother in the forest. If they find eachother, they can do battle and loot the loser. Be careful, it's a very large and complex forest, so the chances are slim to none you'll just stumble upon them.
Postly Update the Second: Added new Subclass: Enslaving! Units that have the ability to Brainwash, enslave, or otherwise take control of other units at a cost to themselves are Enslaving. If your Enemy has a really nice T4 unit and you want it, send in some of these. You'll probably take heavy losses, but you MIGHT gain an awesome unit! Tier and Rank determine success.
Also, combing through and fixing errors as I see them. Still getting organized here.

Objective: Destroy Lolcatia!
Admin Stuff

Weather: clear
Time: Night
Temperature: warmish

Injured(Lose turns)

Divinities(Users who run the thread)
theEPICgameKING, Kyle's replacement.
Kylelolcat, occasional divine help-giver
Demivinities(Respected Players)

Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)

Avatars(Skilled Players)
Sonicheroes (KH Skill)
Poizaz (Master Engineer)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Darkfire45(Dark)
DarthNerd(Ice)
Mechninja (Electricity)
LeonKP (Light and Dark)
gamermartin(Necromancy)
taki242 (Chakra)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Alexsandra222 (Alchemy)
Garriss(Blood Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)

Dead (Dead, awaiting revival)
Sonic, unless he chooses to be a Heartless or Nobody.
Undead(The dead revived)
Undead Azy


Lolcatia's Wall (Lvl 40): 900,000,000 HP/1,000,000,000
Royal Palace (Lvl 50): 1,000,000,000 HP
Defender Heroes!

TheEPICgameKING (Level 52 XP 14300/52000) (Striker)
HP: 52000/52000
MP 500/500
Weapon: Zodiac's Legacy
Armor: None (Assault suit repair time: 4 turns)
Herobrine (Lvl 75 XP 45,000/75,000) (Armor)
HP-2500/7500
Weapon: Diamond sword
Armor: Full diamond set

rick073 (Lvl 30, XP 10,000/30,000) (Support)
HP: 30000/30000
Weapon: AK-47
Armor: Flak Jacket

Resources:
1,000,000/1,000,000 $
2000/5000 Wood
6000/6000 Stone
500/10000 Metal
10000/10000 Energy
100000/100000 Manpower
Buildings:
Barracks lvl. 3 (T3 units available!)
Hospital Lvl 1 (1000 Regen/Turn)
50,000 Homes (+2 Max Manpower/1 each DAY)
Lumbermill lvl 4 (+400 Wood, 8000 Max)
Quarry lvl. 5 (+500 Stone/Metal,10000 Max)
Solar grid lvl 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max)
Treasury lvl 50 (10,000 $, 1,000,000 Max)
AA Turret lvl 5
Trench lvl 1 (Holds 100 units)

Troops in Lolcatia

Tier 1 Units
Infantry
6 MC Wither Skeletons*
60 Knights*
160 Spearmen*
0 MC Zombies*
15 MC Zombie pigmen*
Armor
7 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying)
45 MC WITHERS*
Support
10 Riflemen
20 MC Skeletons*
Striker
0 Metroid Aliens*

Tier 2
Infantry
---
Armor
---
Support
---
Striker
20 Assassins*

Tier 3
Infantry

Armor

Support
1 Missile Truck*
Striker

Troops in Battlefield Sieging Lolcatia!
3 Arcane Beastmen* (Infantry)
7 Arcane Raven* (Flying) (Infantry)
3 Biodrones* (Infantry)
3 Blood Elementals* (Infantry)
13 Cyber Riflemen* (Support)
15 Mercs* (Support)
250 Necromancers* (Support)
0 Pandaren Samurai* (Armor)
0 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying) (Armor)
5 Shadow Wraiths* (Infantry)
60 Worker Drones* (worker) (Support)
2 Arcana Spirit Knights* (Infantry)
2 Dragona Noir* (Infantry)

Necropolis Wall (lvl 40): 999,940,000/1,000,000,000 HP
Citadel (lvl 100): 1,000,000,000 HP

Necropolis Heroes
Azywng (lvl 10, XP 7500/10000)
Poizaz (Level 25 XP 10,000/25000)
gamermartin (Level 35, XP 20,000/35,000)
Sonicheroes95 (level 42 XP 41,000/42,000)
Resources:
9000/10000 Flesh
8000/10000 Metal
1000/10000 Stone
5000/5000 Wood
2700/4000 Blood
15000/15000 Energy
Buildings:
Cemetary lvl 2 (Tier 2 units)
Zombie factory lvl 5 (+500 Flesh/Blood, +10000 max)
Evil Woodshop Lvl 5 (+500 Wood, 5000 Max Wood)
Blood Spire lvl. 2 (+400 Blood, 4000 Max Blood)
Dark altar lvl. 10 (+1000 Energy, 10000 Max Energy)
Quarry lvl. 5(+500 Stone/metal, 10000 Max Stone/Metal)
Wall lvl. 20 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Citadel lvl. 40 (+1,000,000,000 Max HP)
Trench Lvl 1 (Holds 100 units)

Troops in Necropolis
Tier 1
Infantry
5 Arcane Beastmen*
12 Arcane Raven* (Flying)
5 Biodrones*
3 Blood Elementals*
Steel Alpha Raven* (Flying)
7 Shadow Wraiths*
Armor
1 Arcane Golem*
3 Pandaren Samurai*
4 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying)
Unnamed Airship* (Flying)
Support
1 Auto Trebuchet*
22 Cyber Riflemen*
25 Mercs*
325 Necromancers*
210 Worker Drones* (worker)
0 Undead Riflemen*
0 Undead Builders* (Worker)
Striker
3 Saboteurs*
Tier 2
Infantry
2 Dragona Noir*
3 Arcana Spirit Knights*
Armor
1 Shadow Titan*
1 Super Robot Unicorn*
1 Iron Golem*
1 Dark Riders*
Support
-------
Striker
Arcane Alpha Werewolf*
10 Shadow Demons*

Monster Forest
Herobrine: 2500/7500 HP, In Pursuit
100 necromancers=Small mine (+100 Stone+metal/turn
Load: 400/400
Grell in Darkmech, 100 necromancers, Gamermartin, 9 Arcane Spirit knights: Pursuing Herobrine (Chance to find each turn)
Load: 200/1000 Resources

@Gamer: A swift ,painful strike! You would've done a lot more damage, had the troops not been alerted and thus prepared from your failed sabotage attempt. Repeating their earlier deviousness, the Metroid Aliens fly to the bombers and take them over! Most are shot down, but the last 5 make it through, stealing the bombers! Sadly, some bombs degrade the Lumbermill to level 3! CURSE YOU! The Quarry, however, just barely escapes wrath.
All the support units lay down cover fire while both side's infantry charge and engage in battle! Swish swish stab! Why'd you send in Worker units? They're not meant for battle, and take heavy losses. My Armor takes small casualties because you sent in no Strikers at all. Be balanced next time! Even so, some units focus on the Wall instead, dealing a collective 40000. Ow.
Battle results/damage: *Rolls dice, calculates Tactics and Tier/rank bonuses, etc.*
Necropolis losses:
2 Arcane Beastmen* (Infantry)
6 Arcane Raven* (Flying) (Infantry)
2 Biodrones* (Infantry)
2 Blood Elementals* (Infantry)
10 Cyber Riflemen* (Support)
10 Mercs* (Support)
75 Necromancers* (Support)
2 Pandaren Samurai* (Armor)
5 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying) (Armor) (Lost to Metroids)
3 Shadow Wraiths* (Infantry)
150 Worker Drones* (worker) (Support)
1 Arcana Spirit Knights* (Infantry)
1 Dragona Noir* (Infantry)

Lolcatia losses:
4 MC Wither Skeletons*
40 Knights*
100 Spearmen*
0 MC Zombies*
5 MC Zombie pigmen*
-4 Red Panda Bombers* (Flying) (1 loss, 5 gain)
5 MC WITHERS*
0 Riflemen
15 MC Skeletons*
22 Metroid Aliens*
30 Assassins*

@Defenders: Herobrine hears Gamer's squad approaching, and flees quickly! He's very injured, and would prefer not to fight until safe in Lolcatia.
Quickly repairing from the bombing raid, some citizens upgrade the Lumbermill for 3000 Wood.
Epic class changes into Keyblader, using his new found abilities and levels gained from the Sonic fight! Note that only Cure spells and leveling heals you, sonic. >:c Be a good sport: you might even be more powerful in Nobody/Heartless form. Think, you can teleport! You can omnom hearts (for heartless) to gain XP!~

GeminiDelta
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*Smashes Sonic several dozen times with Sledgehammer* NOW SHUT UP AND STAY DEAD. *Repeats with Epic.* DIEEEEEE.

theEPICgameKING
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Boss fight: Gemini vs Epic
Epic: 52000 HP (Infantry) 150 MP
Weapon: Deceptive Flower
Armor: None
Gemini: 70,000 HP (Infantry) 0 MP
Weapon: Gemini Sledgehammer
Armor: None
Sonic: Obliterated

Sorry sonic. Gemini sort of obliterated you. Even I can't help that, and I was willing to give you a second chance if you pressed it.
Epic dives away from Gemini's Sledgehammer. Crap crap crap crap why am I fighting this i know i cant win.

sonicheroes95
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You are too kind... anyway, what's my options for being revived.

theEPICgameKING
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Here you go Sonic.
1-Become a Nobody. You're strong enough. And if you choose this, you can summon (using your MP) lesser Nobodies.
2-Become a Heartless. Pretty much same thing as Nobody, but you can omnom hearts for extra XP!
Both Heartless and Nobodies can teleport using Doors of Darkness.
3-Have a Priest revive you. Actually, I think Gemini's a cleric...you wont be Undead from this.
4-Have a Necromancer ressurect you as Undead.

*Black Market Sale!*
Item: Chainsaw
Description: Cut through trees and enemies with this thing!
Price options: 10000 XP, 10000 Total Resources (Mix and match!), 3 turns testing in the Monster Forest. You pick! Hurry, first come first serve!

sonicheroes95
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Tck. I guess I'm a nobody. now then, do I still have my keyblades. (Dragon's Destiny, Marluxia's keyblade, and whatever you gave me.) (Dragon's Destiny's ability wasn't really decided yet. I personally like to think at the moment it has none, or at least it's hidden.)

theEPICgameKING
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Yes, but I kinda stole Marluxia's as loot. You have Dragon's Destiny and...I'll give you Oblivion and Oathkeeper. Always a good match.
Psst: the Ultima Weapon keychain is available in the Monster Forest. A Legendary Monster, Gogo the Mime, has it. Wanna try and find him? He's CRAZY hard to beat though. Unless you know how.

Psst the 2nd: There is ONE way you can return to normal. You figure it out, i'm not giving any hints. Okay, 1 hint: 1000.

GeminiDelta
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*Smashes Epic with Gemini sledgehammer.* >:3

theEPICgameKING
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Boss fight: Gemini vs Epic
Epic: 52000 HP (Infantry) 125 MP
Weapon: Deceptive Flower
Armor: None
Gemini: 70,000 HP (Infantry) 0 MP
Weapon: Gemini Sledgehammer
Armor: None

FFFUUUU-Wait a minute. Gemini, you're REALLY predictable. Epic runs away yet again, then casts Firaga for 25 MP! Can't believe I found your weakness in Kyle's other game! GET BBQ'D!

theEPICgameKING
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Woops, forgot to put in Damage! XD, I do *calculates*, Since you're weakness is fire...*Calculates again* 18,000.

gamermartin
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I follow any possible trail herobrine might have left (blood,broken foliage, ect) and the soldiers fall back into a defensive line wit the support units covering them and the worker drones build defenive barriers for the soldiers to hide behind and shoot at the same time.I also have the a sabotuer quickly make his way close to the battle field.

theEPICgameKING
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We need more people doing more stuff, besides Gamer and Sonic. Where's Azy?

gamermartin
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well, how do we bring more people?

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