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mssraven52
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I would like to hear the best yo mamma jokes you know

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mssraven52
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Yo mamma is so stupid, she but a quarter in a parking meter and said, where's my gum ball.

Jamzzy88
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This is retarded, but sure ill give u one.

Yo mamma is so fat that when god said "Let There Be Light" he asked her to move

kielzanie
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heres a kinda old one
yo mama is just like burger king. "have it your way"
or this one is stupid
your mama is so old she ran track with the dinosaurs
lol.

madgamer131
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yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.

yo mama is so fat that when a schoolbus drove by she yelled "CATCH THAT TWINKIE!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

lol, last one's kinda old

Ninjacube
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yo mamma's so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl and brought a spoon.

Danstanta
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Danstanta
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
LOL

RsC
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this are kind of lame jokes.. but il geuss i can pass one

yo mama is so fat, she once prevented an vulcano too explode by sitting on it

drakokirby
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Let's see. My best yo mama joke has a curse word in it so I'll change it. You may notice it.

Yo mama is so ugly, when Michael Jackson's kids saw her, they said, " Oh crap, daddy broke out of jail. ". Yo mama is so stupid, she put a lamp on her TV and said she had sat-a-lite.

cooldude99778
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yo mamma's soooo fat dora could explorher.

cooldude99778
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cooldude99778
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yo mamma's so stupid that when her husband said "honey the tax collector is comming act natural" she started eating grass

cooldude99778
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yo mamma's so skinny she could hullihupe with a cherrio

kingryan
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ok.....

Yo mama's so fat she jumped and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat it takes one day to get around her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sunbaking, the Police called Greenpeace because of a beached whale!

woody_7007
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your mamas so fat her body has time zones

[quote]Yo mama's so fat that when she went sunbaking, the Police called Greenpeace because of a beached whale!

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