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Bree
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I wanted to introduce me Bree by doing some raps about me Bree


My name is Bree yes thats true and I love the color blue and I hope you like me too.

I am twenty yes doesn't that rule now I am too cool for school.

If you want me to do rap about you ask me and I will try think of something up for you.

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Strop
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I'm going to have to ask people to specifically say @ whoever they're talking to when they post...because my ego is fragile and it hurts my poor tender heart to see people criticise me :P

Nah, it's just easier to understand. On that note, I totally can make a rap about anything.

Try me. Heck, give me a style to emulate (link would be appreciated) and I'd do it.

Klaushouse
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Give me a Kanye West style rap on pokemon!

Strop
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Okay, gimme a bit of time to channel the guy!

Strop
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Right, now my thesis is completed, I have some time to cook something up. I'm doing y'all a favor, breaking my leet post count for this :P

Think Homecoming:

I once knew a man named Professor Oak,
Who had so many fans that all the folk,
Across all the lands heard, as he spoke,
In electronic format on a thing called Pokemon-
Lemme tell you how it all began,
Coz people like to dwell on how the history ran,
In a world where people sell out coz they can,
But I digress- well here's the whole shebang-
Imagine if you would, that you could capture pets,
Train 'em as you should, tell 'em when to rest,
And feed them special food, put 'em to the test,
In the neverending quest to become the best,
At locking creatures up in little red and white balls,
Fill the meter up, gotta catch 'em all!
People get in your face, gotta match their call,
When you're part of the race, it's a long way to fall.

I'm gonna get me some pokemon, (x2)
Oh where could they all have gone- they all have gone?
I'm gonna get me some pokemon, (x2)
Oh where could they all have gone-
Maybe they weren't there all along!

Well-there's like six hundred critters in the pokedex,
Some small as your thumb others bigger than a T-Rex,
Made of water, dirt, stone, poison, electric,
And so many others I can't be bothered to list, yeah-
And I can only carry six pokeballs,
And I can take six to a poke-tournament,
But not to worry, there's always space to rent,
I dunno how it works, it seems so bent,
Like a black-market going on underneath our eyes,
And I hear 'bout Team Rocket and their spies,
And their atrocities of mediocrity,
With their constant threats against democracy,
But there ain't no time to think, 'coz in a blink,
My honor could be at stake in a ring,
Facing Onyx with a tiny Pikachu,
But I hold on to my balls, toss 'em out, and call "I choose you!"

I'm gonna get me some Pokemon...

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Okay, I'd just like to imagine 'ye rapping that one. Bwahahahahahaaaa.

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KingofSleeping
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Strop you rock Bree your not so good!

Klaushouse
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Strop that was very epic. I tip my hat to you good sir.

Strop
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Thank you =D

Following this, I've created a thread on that idea I had earlier.

dizzyk
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Wow, this is the most idiotic, pointless forum I've ever read. Rap is dead and it wasn't cool even when it was cool. Little white kids wanting to be gangsters and all that happens is they wind up being little criminals, get some chick pregnant, run away, do some drugs, wind up in jail, get raped, and repeat. Try to grow up and contribute positivly to society.

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first of all this isnt the thread to be discussing your misguided opinions about rap. Second of all rap can just be harmless fun as this thread has proven. Also most people who dont like rap dont know much about it. Ever heard of people like lupe fiasco who dont just rap about the things u mentioned before. U are just taking into account gangsta rap. Also try say that to the face of a gangsta rapper. u haters are all talk. 'U know the type loud as a motorbike who wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight' case and point thats u btw and that rhyme wos by Jay Z in case u were wondering.

Strop
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Second of all rap can just be harmless fun as this thread has proven

Bravo. And the other thread's still going strong, so I guess I should do some housekeeping.

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