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When we cry a lot, the bacon becomes sentient.

When catlover becomes a cannibal I feel inclined to join this highly interesting situation

When Lord feel inclined to join this highly interesting situation, a piano falls down a building.

When the piano falls down the building it lands on top of Chry

When it lands on top of me, I get crushed by the piano.

When Chry gets crushed by the piano, I am sad because my chances of being able to count to 100 decrease significantly. (B2B posting is allowed here right?)

(B2B posting only applies to Count to 100 to prevent snowballing)

When Lord is sad, all the dead are suddenly revived.

When all the dead are revived my sorrow instantaneously morphs into terror and I run screaming into the woods, vowing never to be sad again. (P.S. Please don't call me "Lord" it's weird. You can call me Leo if you prefer that.)

When that happens (I'm too lazy to write it all out, sorry), the god of sadness vows revenge on his brother, the god of fear.

When the god of sadness revenges his brother, they both die and everyone becomes too happy and courageous so that they become complacent and stupid and die far more often.

When everyone becomes too happy and courageous so that they become complacent and stupid and die far more often, the gods of happiness and courage kill themselves to balance out the world.

When most of the gods die then everyone becomes atheistic and the rest of the gods become quite jealous that they seem unimportant.

When the rest of the become jealous, a new faction forms from among them and starts a rebellion.

when a new faction forms and starts a rebellion, Olympus is destroyed in the ensuing war.

When Olympus is destroyed the earth falls into chaos