What could possibly go wrong with me flipping off and mooning a cop, then taking off in a car with expired tags, crashing into a brothel, and then streaking through it wearing only a cowboy hat and wooden clogs and yelling "see that @ss?", "see that @ss?"
I walk into a restaurant and get seated at a table. A big waiter dude walks up and says "What can I get for you today" You pause for a minute. The you ask in an inquisitive voice: "Are you moist?"
Depending on the size of the planet that the library is modeled after, the graviational pull could set ruin our balanced solar system, and send everything colliding into the sun.
What could possibly go wrong with a man-eating rainbow?