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pangtongshu
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So...back in '10, before I went on my lil &quotangtongshu hiatus" for about a year or so...I actually was somewhat active in the forums. During that time...I made a thread of similar title (only...I made it too specific to continue with different ideas) and I wanted to bring it back (only newer...and more improved!) to give the forums a lil more push towards its old active self

What will happen: So..like I stated, I tried to make this before...but I was too foolish back then to do it properly (although...after reading through it...I apparently had a similar sense of humor...but I went the opposite of how GoM went...I apparently was a bit more serious back then compared to how I am now). So in this thread...I will give you options or just a sole question starting with the phrase "If you could..." for you all to answer then discuss and whatnot. Every now and then I will change what the subject is (similar to S_P's thread...except my updates might not be as frequent as his. Or they might be more frequent...I don't know..we will see how it goes)

So...in honor of my original thread...I will start it with the same question. If you could be any element (air, water, earth, or fire), which would you be? (and why?)

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wflag10
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I would teleport to KnightDeclan and punch him in the face. Then, I would teleport to Teslaguy and punch him/her in the face.

Why: Because they're both annoying, and I don't like them that's why.

Also you said I could do anything wanted, so technically if I wanted to I could teleport.

R2D21999
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I would destroy the world and take all the chicken with me in an escape pod.

Riptizoid101
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I would rob KFC and go home to watch TV, because, why not?

pangtongshu
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New question...

If you could have one useless superpower (example: The power to create ice cubes in any glass of liquid)...what would it be and why?

HUA7XFan122396
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The ability to change guitar strings with my mind... because I need to change my guitar strings

Riptizoid101
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The ability to grow hair on command so that I can show off my high levels of testosterone and masculinity to my friends and colleagues by growing the greatest and manliest mustache that has ever been seen on a man's face.

Terry_Logic
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The ability to alter my appearance however I wanted whenever I wanted. It sounds like a very useful superpower, but I wouldn't use it for anything in the least bit practical. Just for little things, such as getting rid of acne and moles; maybe grow a few inches taller just for the hell of it.

R2D21999
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So the ability to attract Storm's sister will not be allowed because it is very useful.

I guess the ability to jump, eat, and sleep at the same time.

pangtongshu
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New question...

If you could have a word of your creation become a legitimate word, what would it be and what would it mean?

GandalftheGrey666
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Durk.
It would have the similar to the word 'fail', so it can be used in case of a fail.

Riptizoid101
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Barquazism. Meaning, what ever you think it means. Literally, that's what I would like it to mean.

Salvidian
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Salvidianation. The taking of the world by Salvidianites.

OperationNilo
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Zxzxzx. "The eagles are coming!"

pangtongshu
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New question...

If you could make any member of the sex you are attracted to fall in love with you, who would it be and why?

R2D21999
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It would be this girl I met at camp, I don't know her name. Problem is I have to wait a whole year to see her again.

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