Oreos. Totally and utterly. There the best thing ever. I mean, a load of nice creamy cream, smashed in between 2 chocolate cookies? Who would like them?
There are so many various ways in which you can eat an Oreo. I will not go into detail, but I have probably eaten them at least five or six different ways in my lifetime. There's only one way to eat a Chips Ahoy, so because of the rule of numbers, the Oreos have it.
Because my mom can bake a better chocolate chip cookie, not Chips Ahoy.
Anyone can make a better chocolate chip batch than Chips Ahoy. The only reason Chips Ahoy exists is because people are too lazy to bake their own batch, so they go out any buy a package of dry cookies that don't taste like they've ever been baked in an oven in their lifetime, but rather just accumulated dust from some old woman's attic.
Anyway, I lived near a shell that gave us free food (it was leftover food from the day), and there were other business relations and the owners of one lived on our street and we helped with their house.