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I spawn a cheseburger. He falls for the trap and falls into lava.

I spawn a giant cow with diarrhea, she covers all under a giant, stinky, cowpat.

I spawn a stink-portal that will suck away all the cow dung and throw in a guy with a flamethrower to burn you guys up just for giggles.

I spawn a electrician, he shuts down your portal, he carries some dynamite to shatter the portal into pieces... not to mention hes wearing a magnum to shoot your flamethrower-guy.

I spawn a boat.

For what? Read the first post, there is an explanation how the game works, just to spawn something means nothing... but let my try it^^

My electrican with the magnum is still active, so he grabs the flamethrower (from the guy he killed with his gun) and burn your boat.

NEVER DOUBT THE BOAT. The boat, with its incredibly vague description, fires a massive laser destroying your electrician before he even realises that we're in space so fire can't burn anyway.

I spawn acid, enough to melt your boat and all whats inside.

I spawn gasoline to blow up both of them!

I spawn a dragon which is immune to fire and eats u

I summon a party of dragon slayers, who fight your dragon for a good 2 days straight before they finally cut off the dragon's head.

I summon a single axemen, cuz they dragon alyers are totaly exhausted he has no problems to decapitate them one after another.

I spawn (remember it's spawn, not summon) a 20th century soldier, who owns the axeman with his modern weaponry.

I spawn a super strong pink alien

Sorry for double posting ,its because i forgot to say what He does, well He farts a toxic gas (that he is immune to) and kills the soldier