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Discuss. General Tavern rules apply. (No mudslinging, be respectful, etc.)
I'll open with the statement that people should not have guns. No one at all, except the armed forces, and even then, keep the guns on the bases. Cops should carry riot shields and armor instead of guns. If they need crowd control, use Water Cannons.
Supporting evidence: the following skit:
What's your reason?
Setting: A gun shop, modern day.
A Customer walks into the gun shop and asks the Shopkeeper, "Hi, i'd like to buy a gun please."
The Shopkeeper pulls out an application form and asks the customer "Alright, what's your reason for wanting to buy a gun?"
The Customer says "I need one for personal protection."
The Shopkeeper nods. "I have just the thing for you, I guarantee you cannot get any more personal protection than this baby right here. What i'm about to show you offers so much protection, it can stop a shotgun shell."
The customer, very interested, stares at a full-size Riot Shield, the kind the police use. He scoffs. "That's not what I want, I want a gun!"
The Shopkeeper shrugs. "Are you sure? This fine piece of equipment will protect you more than a gun ever will! It's very strong, reinforced titanium and kevlar..." by now, the angry Customer has left.
Later, another Customer enters. "Hi, I need a gun."
Again, the Shopkeeper clicks his pen and pulls out an application form. "For what reason?" he asks.
The Customer hesitates, than says "Hunting."
The shopkeeper smiles. "Of course! I love to hunt. Hunting is a wonderful sport. I guarantee that this item will give you the maximum amount of satisfaction you can ever get from hunting! Here, this is the sport at its peak." And he pulls out a Crossbow, complete with crosshairs for better accuracy.
The customer shakes his head. "No, I want a gun." he states.
The shopkeeper reluctantly puts away the Crossbow. "Are you sure? With a gun, it's so...boring, just pulling a trigger. And it's unfair to the animal, with this you give the deer a chance and have to chase it for up to an hour, just like the Native Americans did back in the day! Unless of course..." He fails to finish his sentence, as the pissed off customer has left in a huff.
Later, a third customer walks in. "Hi, I'd like to buy a gun." he says.
The shopkeeper holds his pen at the ready. "For what reason, sir?" he asks.
The customer glares. "I dont need a reason, read the god **** second amendment "THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS." It's in the constitution you idiot!
The shopkeeper merely smiles. "Of course, I have the perfect thing for you. This gun is covered under Second Amendment laws, guaranteed!" And he holds up a 200-year-old, civil-war-era musket, complete with rusty bayonet.
The customer shrieks. "No, man! I want a Glock, a shotgun, something better than that civil war crap!"
The shopkeeper merely smiles. "I'm sorry sir, please come back when they update the second amendment to include those types of guns. Here, i'll even give you a discount..." the shopkeeper holds out a discount to the enraged customer, who tears it in half and leaves.
Fourthly, another Customer walks in. "I really need a gun, now." He says.
The Shopkeeper holds his pen and application form ready. "For what reason, sir?" he asks.
Instead of stating his reason this time, the Customer snatches the application form and looks at it. There, in the spot titled "Reasons" is a circle for "other".
"Other! That's my reason!" the Customer declares triumphantly.
The shopkeeper shrugs. "Very good answer sir." he says, while pressing a button under the counter. Two cops arrive at the shop in less than a minute and cuff the Customer.
"Hey! What the *PROFANITY* ARE YOU *PROFANITY* GUYS DOING? I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG!" He yells, almost breaking the glass of the windows.
"Actually, you have." The Shopkeeper begins. "the "other" reason, by exclusion of the other reason, can only include wanting to kill or rob someone. Therefore, you were thinking about commiting a crime when you selected "Other" as your reason. Caught you red-handed, trying to buy the tools necessary to commiting a crime. You confessed to it when you selected "Other"! Take him downtown, please." The cops nod and take the Customer away. The last thing he hears from the Shopkeeper is "Oh, and I knew it was you all those times!"
Moral of the story: You do NOT need a gun for a particular activity. In any given activity (And I challenge you to give me a valid, legal activity for which you would need to personally own a gun), there are many other options. Why buy a gun for personal protection when a Riot Shield blocks shotgun shells? Why buy a gun for hunting when the point of hunting (and every other sport) is satisfaction, and since you get more satisfaction with more challenge, and since a crossbow offers more challenge than a gun, you'll get more satisfaction with the crossbow. Why buy a gun based on the Second Amendment when the Colonial-age guns were either giant cannons or black-powder, muzzle-loading Muskets? Did the Founding Fathers have AR-15's, and SPAZ-12 shotguns,And AK 47s, not to mention all the accessories like laser scopes and hollow-point bullets? I dont think so!
The only way you can disprove my argument is to give me a valid, LEGAL activity which requires you to personally own a gun. This excludes Skeet-shooting, because the facility can and should/will provide the gun. Until anyone can do that, YOU DONT NEED A GUN, NO ONE NEEDS GUNS! They're WAY too dangerous and make it too easy to kill someone! Why have something you dont need?
The cops show up, you explain what happened
but there were not witnesses.
There's a good chance you'll get arrested then the overzealous prosecutor will call you a vigilante and you might very well end up in jail with the same scumbags you despise.
Because what is a Human life for a wallet? I got robbed once. By knife. I gave them my fake wallet {Im paranoid, but Its a good habbit. put in it some foreign change and a card of anything {i put there a old unused credit card and you are 'safe'}. And i can tell you, if i had a pistol on me, the momment he run away he would go kiss the road with a hole in his back. But i dont have one. So he got my wallet. So waht we got here? lets say, if the wallet was full, -100 Dollars, a credit card {which ill cancle immidietly}, maybe a ticket for something and some personal stuff.
And if i had a gun? A DEAD PERSON. human life. is it worth it? i dont think so. The trial itself will cost more.
And about my 12 bullet theory, sure in training you will be able to buy more. But even if you have a Criminal in your house you wont need more then 12. You dont fight a Pirate assult. Its just a desperte man Do the best he can do to get money, if for drugs or for food.
Lets go to the basic. Why does a Criminal enter your house?
he is not there to kill you. Man, he propebly hope you wont be at home at all! he just want to Get some money for something. Its not ideaoligy. he is not doing it to attack you. he dont care about you. that why he steal. He just want the cash.
If you will point a gun at him, he will run away. He want to live for god sack. He want to get his next drug, he want to feed his family or himself. he is not there to fight. If he was a figher, he would propebly dont be in this place. Even if you will come out with a broom and yell he will go away. Sure, you wont get revenge, but is that what you want? revenge for your hurt dignity? Or you want your stuff? Think about it.
And for AatosLiukkonen and anyone who think that guns are fun.
Sure they are. But also exploding stuff. Do the masses should be able to buy TNT for fun? Just to explode things? "sure" you will say, "im not a criminal". But what about the peoples who are criminals?! what about the crazy peoples who get guns and shoot peoples? the gun came oput legal somewher in his life. What does this gun even doing in a private person hands? They didnt made it. They didnt stole it from hte factory. The arm companies sell them to whoever will pay! They dont care if kids are getting killed, they just hear the sound of worrieng people who go buy guns to "trotect there families".
Lets say it again, In most of the scholar world, there are no guns. None. Almost none of the population dont have guns. In Israel, yea, the state which is in war since the day it was founded, a private person cant have a gun if he dosent have some qualifications {Like a good reason he need one, a clear history and of his family, a psych' report and so on}. And yet these "criminals" dont have guns. There are no violemte home assulting. There are no massacres. Tell me how?
And yea, I love the MP5 even that it "sucks". as i said, its a love from the first sight, i cant explaine it or even give rational answers. I just love this gun.
And if i had a gun? A DEAD PERSON. human life. is it worth it? i dont think so. The trial itself will cost more.
Because what is a Human life for a wallet? I got robbed once. By knife. I gave them my fake wallet {Im paranoid, but Its a good habbit. put in it some foreign change and a card of anything {i put there a old unused credit card and you are 'safe'}. And i can tell you, if i had a pistol on me, the momment he run away he would go kiss the road with a hole in his back. But i dont have one. So he got my wallet. So waht we got here? lets say, if the wallet was full, -100 Dollars, a credit card {which ill cancle immidietly}, maybe a ticket for something and some personal stuff.
And yea, I love the MP5 even that it "sucks". as i said, its a love from the first sight, i cant explaine it or even give rational answers. I just love this gun.
he is not doing it to attack you. he dont care about you. that why he steal. He just want the cash.
If you will point a gun at him, he will run away.
Do the masses should be able to buy TNT for fun? Just to explode things?
But what about the peoples who are criminals?!
Passing over the hillbilly comment for right now. It kinda pissed me off, but I suppose I'm just being too sensitive.
You can always just shoot at his feet, it doesn't have to be lethal.
Not even a little sure as to what this has to do with anything, but I have shot pistols before and with only a moment's instruction I could shoot it without hurting myself.
Do the masses should be able to buy TNT for fun?
I think there should be more gun control in the US. Take Chicago as an example. Strictest gun laws in the country, and they only had 500 murders this year.
Passing over the hillbilly comment for right now. It kinda pissed me off, but I suppose I'm just being too sensitive.
So there's you have it, guns and anger can be deadly.
That doesn't mean that no one should be able to own a gun.
I am in no way shape or form arguing with that, allot of them come from Mexico too I'm sure.
Under the right (or wrong) circumstances, under pressure or stressed out and in protective mode, any guy with a gun can do something bad, no matter how rational you can be.
It's also a guy think to stand up for your girl, wife, kids or family, unless you're a coward. Guns makes it easy to kill.
Even if I showed you the end of the World you wouldn't change your mind about guns anyway so...
Under the right (or wrong) circumstances, under pressure or stressed out and in protective mode, any guy with a gun can do something bad, no matter how rational you can be.
It's also a guy think to stand up for your girl, wife, kids or family, unless you're a coward. Guns makes it easy to kill.
So there's you have it, guns and anger can be deadly.
That didn't explain appropriate handling in the slightest. I was trying to make a point, but it's old news now.
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