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Discuss. General Tavern rules apply. (No mudslinging, be respectful, etc.)
I'll open with the statement that people should not have guns. No one at all, except the armed forces, and even then, keep the guns on the bases. Cops should carry riot shields and armor instead of guns. If they need crowd control, use Water Cannons.
Supporting evidence: the following skit:
What's your reason?
Setting: A gun shop, modern day.
A Customer walks into the gun shop and asks the Shopkeeper, "Hi, i'd like to buy a gun please."
The Shopkeeper pulls out an application form and asks the customer "Alright, what's your reason for wanting to buy a gun?"
The Customer says "I need one for personal protection."
The Shopkeeper nods. "I have just the thing for you, I guarantee you cannot get any more personal protection than this baby right here. What i'm about to show you offers so much protection, it can stop a shotgun shell."
The customer, very interested, stares at a full-size Riot Shield, the kind the police use. He scoffs. "That's not what I want, I want a gun!"
The Shopkeeper shrugs. "Are you sure? This fine piece of equipment will protect you more than a gun ever will! It's very strong, reinforced titanium and kevlar..." by now, the angry Customer has left.
Later, another Customer enters. "Hi, I need a gun."
Again, the Shopkeeper clicks his pen and pulls out an application form. "For what reason?" he asks.
The Customer hesitates, than says "Hunting."
The shopkeeper smiles. "Of course! I love to hunt. Hunting is a wonderful sport. I guarantee that this item will give you the maximum amount of satisfaction you can ever get from hunting! Here, this is the sport at its peak." And he pulls out a Crossbow, complete with crosshairs for better accuracy.
The customer shakes his head. "No, I want a gun." he states.
The shopkeeper reluctantly puts away the Crossbow. "Are you sure? With a gun, it's so...boring, just pulling a trigger. And it's unfair to the animal, with this you give the deer a chance and have to chase it for up to an hour, just like the Native Americans did back in the day! Unless of course..." He fails to finish his sentence, as the pissed off customer has left in a huff.
Later, a third customer walks in. "Hi, I'd like to buy a gun." he says.
The shopkeeper holds his pen at the ready. "For what reason, sir?" he asks.
The customer glares. "I dont need a reason, read the god **** second amendment "THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS." It's in the constitution you idiot!
The shopkeeper merely smiles. "Of course, I have the perfect thing for you. This gun is covered under Second Amendment laws, guaranteed!" And he holds up a 200-year-old, civil-war-era musket, complete with rusty bayonet.
The customer shrieks. "No, man! I want a Glock, a shotgun, something better than that civil war crap!"
The shopkeeper merely smiles. "I'm sorry sir, please come back when they update the second amendment to include those types of guns. Here, i'll even give you a discount..." the shopkeeper holds out a discount to the enraged customer, who tears it in half and leaves.
Fourthly, another Customer walks in. "I really need a gun, now." He says.
The Shopkeeper holds his pen and application form ready. "For what reason, sir?" he asks.
Instead of stating his reason this time, the Customer snatches the application form and looks at it. There, in the spot titled "Reasons" is a circle for "other".
"Other! That's my reason!" the Customer declares triumphantly.
The shopkeeper shrugs. "Very good answer sir." he says, while pressing a button under the counter. Two cops arrive at the shop in less than a minute and cuff the Customer.
"Hey! What the *PROFANITY* ARE YOU *PROFANITY* GUYS DOING? I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG!" He yells, almost breaking the glass of the windows.
"Actually, you have." The Shopkeeper begins. "the "other" reason, by exclusion of the other reason, can only include wanting to kill or rob someone. Therefore, you were thinking about commiting a crime when you selected "Other" as your reason. Caught you red-handed, trying to buy the tools necessary to commiting a crime. You confessed to it when you selected "Other"! Take him downtown, please." The cops nod and take the Customer away. The last thing he hears from the Shopkeeper is "Oh, and I knew it was you all those times!"
Moral of the story: You do NOT need a gun for a particular activity. In any given activity (And I challenge you to give me a valid, legal activity for which you would need to personally own a gun), there are many other options. Why buy a gun for personal protection when a Riot Shield blocks shotgun shells? Why buy a gun for hunting when the point of hunting (and every other sport) is satisfaction, and since you get more satisfaction with more challenge, and since a crossbow offers more challenge than a gun, you'll get more satisfaction with the crossbow. Why buy a gun based on the Second Amendment when the Colonial-age guns were either giant cannons or black-powder, muzzle-loading Muskets? Did the Founding Fathers have AR-15's, and SPAZ-12 shotguns,And AK 47s, not to mention all the accessories like laser scopes and hollow-point bullets? I dont think so!
The only way you can disprove my argument is to give me a valid, LEGAL activity which requires you to personally own a gun. This excludes Skeet-shooting, because the facility can and should/will provide the gun. Until anyone can do that, YOU DONT NEED A GUN, NO ONE NEEDS GUNS! They're WAY too dangerous and make it too easy to kill someone! Why have something you dont need?
And the constitution supercedes any laws that the president canals but look at how that's going.
And the constitution supercedes any laws that the president canals but look at how that's going.
Ha! Take that! Even if they do make it an executive order the states aren't taking it easy. Some states are talking about passing laws so that said states don't have to follow any no gun laws and Wisconsin I believe it was is talking about a law that allows for the arrest of federal gun takers. So really even if there's an executive order it doesn't really do much of anything except in calefornia (and there wouldn't be much to take away there) and states like it.
Your second ammedment is actually a rather grey area in terms of interpretation. Besides, there are two portions of a law: the word of the law (how it is actually written) and the spirit of the law (how it is interpreted). Word does not trump interpretation. Therefore your statement is not wholly true.
I take back all my previous points on gun control. If the government can start to encroach on rights to things like guns then they'll start to encroach on other rights. I may not be a huge fan of guns in the US but it's better than trading away freedoms and rights in the name of 'safety'.
I take back all my previous points on gun control. If the government can start to encroach on rights to things like guns then they'll start to encroach on other rights. I may not be a huge fan of guns in the US but it's better than trading away freedoms and rights in the name of 'safety'.
Then you'll have no objection to me having possession of a thermonuclear device then.
Did you have to oil that slope up or was it always so slippery?
Yeah, I realized my own fallacious line of thinking after I'd said that, but the point still remains. I guess I'm just somewhat sceptical of governments given the erosion of rights and freedoms going on in the UK right now - I'd hate to see the USA, whilst admittedly not being the total bastion of freedom some would have it to be, going the same way.
I realize I'm probably sounding a tad crazy but I do agree that certain types of gun and gun related items should not be widely available to the public outside of controlled environments.
Obviously though, people don't need an assault weapon for any reason
Did you have to oil that slope up or was it always so slippery?
I have been following american affairs related to their gun control for a few months now. And with all the info i've read / heard / saw, I strongly disagree with your Second Amendment. Kids get their hands on guns and waltz into their schools and shoot people, yet you all are still blinded by thinking that it would happen in any country? Sorry but England RARELY experiences crime like this, mass killings with a firearm.
Your president is trying to help you, all other countries are trying to help you, ACCEPT IT. "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." True as this statement is, I believe that people holding firearms are much more inclined to use them in time of great anger than just throwing a punch or even turning the other cheek. American crime is so high in respect to the usage of firearms that it's unbelievable. If the 2nd Amendment is abolished, we shall all see great improvements in the country.
Chunc.
I may not be a huge fan of guns in the US but it's better than trading away freedoms and rights in the name of 'safety'.
I also don't see a reason why, if people want to shoot one, they can't go to a gun club (which would be allowed to store a limited number of them) in order to do so.
I've heard the following argument made a lot recently (by people who I generally consider idiots and it is a big "what if" situation), but what if an intruder in your home has an assault rifle? If you knew how to use one, would you want one then? Sure, you can call the police but what will you do til they get there? I've had to call the police before and it took them a little over 20 minutes. That's pretty good but it's still 20 minutes of you (and potentially your wife and children) in your house with an intruder.
For I'll ask you to think about it: if you had an assault rifle, that would be a reason for the robber to actually use his own. While if he's the only one armed, he won't have to shoot (and will only shoot if he's a mentally destabilized crazer, which usually isn't the profile of robbers as far as I can judge).
The only things being proposed are banning the future sales of specific types of weapons.
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