We may use cookies to help customize your experience, including performing
analytics and serving ads.
Learn More
| 1089 | 173784 |
Discuss. General Tavern rules apply. (No mudslinging, be respectful, etc.)
I'll open with the statement that people should not have guns. No one at all, except the armed forces, and even then, keep the guns on the bases. Cops should carry riot shields and armor instead of guns. If they need crowd control, use Water Cannons.
Supporting evidence: the following skit:
What's your reason?
Setting: A gun shop, modern day.
A Customer walks into the gun shop and asks the Shopkeeper, "Hi, i'd like to buy a gun please."
The Shopkeeper pulls out an application form and asks the customer "Alright, what's your reason for wanting to buy a gun?"
The Customer says "I need one for personal protection."
The Shopkeeper nods. "I have just the thing for you, I guarantee you cannot get any more personal protection than this baby right here. What i'm about to show you offers so much protection, it can stop a shotgun shell."
The customer, very interested, stares at a full-size Riot Shield, the kind the police use. He scoffs. "That's not what I want, I want a gun!"
The Shopkeeper shrugs. "Are you sure? This fine piece of equipment will protect you more than a gun ever will! It's very strong, reinforced titanium and kevlar..." by now, the angry Customer has left.
Later, another Customer enters. "Hi, I need a gun."
Again, the Shopkeeper clicks his pen and pulls out an application form. "For what reason?" he asks.
The Customer hesitates, than says "Hunting."
The shopkeeper smiles. "Of course! I love to hunt. Hunting is a wonderful sport. I guarantee that this item will give you the maximum amount of satisfaction you can ever get from hunting! Here, this is the sport at its peak." And he pulls out a Crossbow, complete with crosshairs for better accuracy.
The customer shakes his head. "No, I want a gun." he states.
The shopkeeper reluctantly puts away the Crossbow. "Are you sure? With a gun, it's so...boring, just pulling a trigger. And it's unfair to the animal, with this you give the deer a chance and have to chase it for up to an hour, just like the Native Americans did back in the day! Unless of course..." He fails to finish his sentence, as the pissed off customer has left in a huff.
Later, a third customer walks in. "Hi, I'd like to buy a gun." he says.
The shopkeeper holds his pen at the ready. "For what reason, sir?" he asks.
The customer glares. "I dont need a reason, read the god **** second amendment "THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS." It's in the constitution you idiot!
The shopkeeper merely smiles. "Of course, I have the perfect thing for you. This gun is covered under Second Amendment laws, guaranteed!" And he holds up a 200-year-old, civil-war-era musket, complete with rusty bayonet.
The customer shrieks. "No, man! I want a Glock, a shotgun, something better than that civil war crap!"
The shopkeeper merely smiles. "I'm sorry sir, please come back when they update the second amendment to include those types of guns. Here, i'll even give you a discount..." the shopkeeper holds out a discount to the enraged customer, who tears it in half and leaves.
Fourthly, another Customer walks in. "I really need a gun, now." He says.
The Shopkeeper holds his pen and application form ready. "For what reason, sir?" he asks.
Instead of stating his reason this time, the Customer snatches the application form and looks at it. There, in the spot titled "Reasons" is a circle for "other".
"Other! That's my reason!" the Customer declares triumphantly.
The shopkeeper shrugs. "Very good answer sir." he says, while pressing a button under the counter. Two cops arrive at the shop in less than a minute and cuff the Customer.
"Hey! What the *PROFANITY* ARE YOU *PROFANITY* GUYS DOING? I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG!" He yells, almost breaking the glass of the windows.
"Actually, you have." The Shopkeeper begins. "the "other" reason, by exclusion of the other reason, can only include wanting to kill or rob someone. Therefore, you were thinking about commiting a crime when you selected "Other" as your reason. Caught you red-handed, trying to buy the tools necessary to commiting a crime. You confessed to it when you selected "Other"! Take him downtown, please." The cops nod and take the Customer away. The last thing he hears from the Shopkeeper is "Oh, and I knew it was you all those times!"
Moral of the story: You do NOT need a gun for a particular activity. In any given activity (And I challenge you to give me a valid, legal activity for which you would need to personally own a gun), there are many other options. Why buy a gun for personal protection when a Riot Shield blocks shotgun shells? Why buy a gun for hunting when the point of hunting (and every other sport) is satisfaction, and since you get more satisfaction with more challenge, and since a crossbow offers more challenge than a gun, you'll get more satisfaction with the crossbow. Why buy a gun based on the Second Amendment when the Colonial-age guns were either giant cannons or black-powder, muzzle-loading Muskets? Did the Founding Fathers have AR-15's, and SPAZ-12 shotguns,And AK 47s, not to mention all the accessories like laser scopes and hollow-point bullets? I dont think so!
The only way you can disprove my argument is to give me a valid, LEGAL activity which requires you to personally own a gun. This excludes Skeet-shooting, because the facility can and should/will provide the gun. Until anyone can do that, YOU DONT NEED A GUN, NO ONE NEEDS GUNS! They're WAY too dangerous and make it too easy to kill someone! Why have something you dont need?
Masterforger do you even read what you are typing? i didn't say say that tasers were the only solution
plus you say that we (ordinary sane people) need guns... WHY??!!
and most of the guns are for a military use and are not meant for the average joe (including the Chinese guns you mentioned)
please next time think be fore replying, but i dont blame you; there is no way anyone trying to defend gun use can use common sense that is why you will probably quote misleading, stupid statistics
Masterforger do you even read what you are typing? i didn't say say that tasers were the only solution
plus you say that we (ordinary sane people) need guns... WHY??!!
and most of the guns are for a military use and are not meant for the average joe (including the Chinese guns you mentioned)
please next time think be fore replying, but i dont blame you; there is no way anyone trying to defend gun use can use common sense that is why you will probably quote misleading, stupid statistics
@carnage1995
ic you have been watching telly and just copied what the crazy NRA dude said.
there is too much wrong whit what your saying that i dont even gonna start about your post.
Not really. A .22 will ricochet off of bone inside the body. It won't "bounce around" like some sort of cartoon but it can alter its direction if it hits bone. Though, admittedly, I haven't tried shooting someone with a .22 to confirm.Not really. A .22 will ricochet off of bone inside the body. It won't "bounce around" like some sort of cartoon but it can alter its direction if it hits bone. Though, admittedly, I haven't tried shooting someone with a .22 to confirm.
Yes, but large straw sales are eliminated that way. Nothing's perfect. I'd rather have one gun a day making it's way into criminals hands than an unlimited number of guns per day.
lol Do you speak from experience? I've never considered murdering someone so I don't know what kind or how much motivation it takes.
I was just saying that the idea that some types of guns are less deadly is ridiculous.
lol, Piers Morgan?
We've had guns for centuries. The ancient Chinese even had basic cannons. And humans have always been warlike
I think it is safe to say that if I do not explicitly state that everyone needs a gun, I do not think that everyone needs a gun. Still with me here?
as most of the smarter gun supporters here have stated, you can tighten the gun restrictions and enforce trafficking in a better way. What part of this is not making sense?
Also, I would like to mention that if a burglar/intruder goes into your home while your inside it they, more than likely, have already planned to kill you. Otherwise, they would have went inside it after they saw you left.
I think that gun laws need to be changed. Prosecute these people who do straw sales to criminals. Limit the amount of guns a person can buy at once. Heck, I can't get a decent amount of cold medicine in this freaking country but I can buy the entire stock of a gun store in one day and resell it? It would be a major hassle but even background checks for ammo might not be a bad idea. Make background checks mandatory for private sales. I guarantee that those changes will impact the gun murder rate much more than a ban. Finally, the NRA should be booted out of this country because they seem to like protecting criminals and gun sales more than protecting the rights of regular people.
Easy, because I can, because I want to, and to protect myself and others from a tyrannical government if it ever happens. Have you learned nothing from Hitler, Hugo Chavez, Mao, Stalin, etc...?
A women was recently ***** to death with an iron rod, the women of India are bringing up petitions to be able to own firearms because the police can't and won't protect them.
a gun is point and click.
try to point and click a knife and nothing will happen.
the knife needs more motivation to become deadly.
every single weapon or object (except crossbows) needs more motivation to become deadly then a gun needs.
Her lacking a gun wasn't the cause of this nor would it have helped her much, being tracked by a whole gang. In situations where pistols could help, a taser of pepper spray can help too. And no, Masterforger, they're not infallible either, but nothing is, really. If guns where a miracle recipe against crime, how come there's still crime?
Motivation is different from skill. Motivation would mean whether or not they wanted to kill someone. Most humans wouldn't just shoot someone outright, unless they had a mental problem. But if they're angry enough, they will attack. A knife just takes more skill to wield, it's "motivation" is nothing. If someone wanted to kill someone, they would just have to be close enough.
But I have heard from a police officer that pepper spray doesn't often work,
and it is like a knife in that you need to be close to use it.
[/quote]i'm talking about how much motivation this lifeless object / weapon needs to become deadly. NOT THE PERSON BEHIND IT.
hahaha, that is a stupid cop. xD
That, quite simply, makes no sense at all. The amount of action, sure, but motivation is not the word you're looking for.
if your knife is 5 meter long, yes.[quote]
So it's safe to say you have done it to a real attacker at least ten times before?
Bloody hell Armor Games. Why do you glitch out so?
Reverse the quotes and that's the text.
Also gun lovers better keep silver bullets for Werewolves, Holy water and garlic for Vampires, because you never know when they'll decide to gang up on you. xD
motivation is not the word you're looking for.
So it's safe to say you have done it to a real attacker at least ten times before?
The second someone pulls out pepper spray, the attacker will most likely cover their eyes and retreat.
Also, pepper spray isn't very useful if you're attack by two people doing the traditional "talk to the victim while your mate sneaks up on them"
And this is rather off-topic.
But I have heard from a police officer that pepper spray doesn't often work, and it is like a knife in that you need to be close to use it. In fact, it'd be handier to have a knife considering how wieldy they are. If you get mugged, pulling out a knife could make your assailant run away. Not guaranteed, but likely.
The second someone pulls out pepper spray, the attacker will most likely cover their eyes and retreat.
Guns are designed to wound, maim and kill.
If a government wants to make it easier for it's people to wound, maim and kill each other, then by all means leave your gun control laws as weak and loophole-ridden as you like.
maybe not the best, but it can be.
Any chances a knife will scare him?
Motive: Something that causes a person to act in a certain way, do a certain thing, etc
More than a can.
You must be logged in to post a reply!
We may use cookies to help customize your experience, including performing
analytics and serving ads.
Learn More