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I have analyzed your mental poop (pp. 4 - 7) and came to the following conclusions. These conclusions are not a complete analysis and are not meant to be taken seriously, because the Lunar New Year is two weeks from now. If they are at all accurate (give or take a year), it is because I am a seer from Azure City.
pangtongshu sees the hair of an oblong child. The curve represents flowingness and flexibility like that of hair. Clearly pangtongshu was born in the Year of the Hare. Hair --> hare. Get it? With an earthy tone to the oblong child, that comes out to an age of 14!
light_chaser sees the arm, torso, and opposite leg of a stickman playing basketball. The curve is represent athleticism. As an athletic creature, the Horse is the only accurate assessment that can be made. AS basketball hoops are metal, a Metal Horse is 23!
Osumnis sees a whip. The curve is flexible but harsh. Osumnis is a Tiger whipping a stripeless, earless, tailless tiger cub. Four-limbed animals are clearly creatures of the earth, so as an Earth Tiger, 15!
Bronze sees the mouth of a people-eating monster. The curve is of some flexibility but still part of a more rigid form like that of a mouth. This rigidness speaks of the Ox. Food is closer to the Wood element, so this makes Bronze 27!
soccerdude2 sees a sinusoid of some sort. The curve is a curve. This analytical nature is that of the Hare grounded in the reality of an Earth Hare. soccerdude2 is 14!
Darkfire45 sees a nuke. The curve is inflexible strength. A sign of the Dragon! The nuke is metal, calculated and unyielding, so Darkfire45 is a Metal Dragon. 13!
EmperorPalpatine sees a roller coaster track. The curve is yet again of inflexible strength, but in support and it may yield. Another Dragon? No, EmperorPalapatine is an Ox! But is the roller coaster wood or metal? Or something else entirely? Such magnificent structures are wrought of strength but built with energy. A Fire Ox is 16!
kegaumongo sees an infinity symbol. The curve is a curve but only half of a story. Fans of Jackie Chan Adventures already know the answer to this one. Dog, the talisman for immortality! The sign is made of wood and there is grass, so Wood Dog, 19!
Strop sees a swimsuit. The curve is flexible but also with form, but this is not an Ox. There is clearly a pig in the picture. So, why a pig? Strop is of the Pig. Surprise! It's not Horse! This means Strop is 6 years old and has been modding and doctoring since birth! But the swimmer and swimming pool suggests a Water Pig, 30!
goumas13 sees a camel. The curve is a natural form or some flexibility. Camels like Oxen are beasts of burden. A desert is dryness. Fire? Earth? Wood? A Fire Ox! That makes goumas13 16!
And that is the way your world turns.
Can you show me what this is?
I decided, in a rare moment of prudence, that Katia Managan wearing nothing but nipple pasties while playing with a yo-yo would be crossing the line (that's what I saw first).
So instead have some custom alloy wheels on a souped up dragster based on an old Commodore VL.
...even though the lines are still crossed.
Is that an accidental pun 0.o? (I just noticed that's a smiley face scratching it's head.) It's like the image we were given is two crossed lines so the lines are still crossed.
I understand. In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name is Robert Paulson. - HIs name is Rob Paulson! His name is Rob Paulson!
Lots of people quote the first rule of fight club and act like they are real fans of the movie, but there are seven other rules. Could you list them without using Google?
Wanna know how I got these scars?
This is not a photo it was all done in GIMP by me. The font used was made by Nate Piekos. I made a whole thread about the above image here.
When I first saw the lines I thought of the Project Mayhem Smiley from Fight Club and the back cover of The Dark Knight Rises. If you remove the DVD sleeve you see a version of the back cover that's been vandalized by The Joker. He draws a smiley face over Batman. However, both smiley faces actually have circle eyes.
I checked in here and decided to make the first thing that came to mind: Tipi's!
Poor quality, given the previous submissions by the others... =P