I am not a spy! I am here on behalf of the local people and numerous different governments taking serious considerations in the safety protocols in this factory!
Ha! Papers, your behind in The Game grandpa! *I turn around and show a bar code on the nape of my neck* This is my government code, it's got all my information.
Interesting. Now, where did I put that scanner? Ah, here it is. *Picks up bar code scanner, scans the code* Oh, that's interesting. So, which branch of government did you say you came from?
Three military branches? If I did that then they could be subject to terrorist attacks so I can't. (It seems to be awaiting moderation for some reason...)
(It's there now. Ignore the one starting with What the...?) *Faceflippers* Then explain to me why the military is interested in rainbows. Not like they can use it for anything.