*Points to the kitchen.* I make most of this myself. The cookies and the cupcakes are sponsored, so I wouldn't try them. Ignore the hacksaw, it's owned by a friend of mine. I don't want to know what she uses it for.
The heck? These guys were here last night! *dials police* Um, hello? 911? Yeah I think there are trespassers in my home. What? Please hold? Um this is an emergency I don't think you underst-
*Pulls JACK over to a corner.* I have some... Bad news for you. It seems that the three of us are from an alternate universe. Four actually, I forgot my only other worker. The technology of our universe doesn't tend to work. In fact, I'm surprised my bar code scanner worked. It seems our government has sent you here to study rainbows, and how they are formed here. They must have forgotten to tell you much about this universe. (I decided to add a story to this, I'm sure you don't mind) Edit: This was meant for JACK.
(Of course, I wouldn't dream of not letting you add story. You know, I need to think of a way I can make this a proper RP) I'm sure. I doubt you're a time agent, but I'm sure you have wonderful technology.
So I've woken up for the third night in a row to see a penguin and a fox role playing in my bed. Well then, just a normal night then. *goes back to sleep*