Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.plz don't say anything offensive.enjoy
Cut her.
Ha! A tiny ninja is no match for my gun! *famous last words*
*Grabs iPhone*"911, there seems to be an armor-clad person in my bedroom. Send a SWAT team!"
*pours on water bucket on you*
"Are you a King?"*Snaps picture with phone*
*pours on water bucket on you again*
*Places crown on head* I am king of all that I survey!
really? you are placing an 2 on your head and say you are king? what is wrong with you?
If there's a giant green number 2 in my room.... I better stop that sentence right there.
I don't even know what you are...
I'm a pure blue grade 12 gem. Probably harmless to a human being. But that doesn't matter right now because you're a fox and I'm getting the 12-gauge.
But you don't have any arms...
I didn't say it would be a successful attempt. But I am a slowing gem, so I can at least keep you here until I figure out how to actually pick up the shotgun.
Grab it, bring it to a jeweller, set it in a ring made of silver.... present for xmas.
Since her's a knight with glowing eyes here, I think ill take this chance to run away.
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