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vungi
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Blacksmith

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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StormWalker
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Jester

Are you an egg?

red303
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Shepherd

It's a bunny! Aww, how cute! Call the exterminator.

R2D21999
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Treasurer

I keep getting this present and nothing is ever inside.

red303
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Shepherd

I'm just a discarded box now. I'll have to wait until Christmas again before I can have anything inside of me.

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Well, you might not have anything inside of you, but I can't put you on me.
R.I.P. Suspicious red box-it loved being opened

R2D21999
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Treasurer

I'll write perverted things on the gravestone. *grabs spray paint*

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

I'll smash you with my own massive weight.

R2D21999
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Treasurer

And I'll smash you with a plane.

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

And I'll replace you with Slenderman.

red303
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Shepherd

Sandy Claws died? He was so young! *cries*

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Wait- no, this can't be. Only one thing is allowed to cry in my room, and it isn't a red present!

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

>Be me
>Sleeping in my bed
>All of a sudden, tombstone appears
>'RIP Sandy Claws'
>wat.jpeg
>freak out cause Santa Cruz is dead
>"Ho ho ho" I hear a voice from beyond my window
>le gasp! It's Sandman Clause!
>"I thought you were dead!" I said with a glee.
>"Jimmy, I am never dead. I'm always in your heart." Sans Comic proceeds to put his finger on my heart.
>spaghetti explodes from my pockets
>Start sweating, need to clean all of this up with my sock before Saint Closet gets angry
>Oh no, my sock is actually a spaghetti sock
>Sanderson Conner turns into spaghetti
>I turn into spaghetti
>We all turn into spaghetti

And that was the time I killed Santa.

Chryosten
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Herald

I really don't know why a knight is running around my room waving his sword everywhere.

danwar123
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Jester

Here,kitty kitty kitty.

Chryosten
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Herald

*facepalms* I question why the hell a dragon is calling me a kitty...

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