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vungi
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Blacksmith

Say how you would react if the above avatar popped up in your bedroom all of a sudden while you sleep.

plz don't say anything offensive.
enjoy

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Gogotank
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Lord

I make you my second bed. Sorry if I pee inside you while I'm sleeping.

red303
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Shepherd

Presents really don't need beds. A christmas tree to sleep under would be nice, though.

Gogotank
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Lord

Well, I could bring it down from the hatch above the bathroom, but I don't have time for decorations. And by that I mean Christmas tree balls and miscellanious decorative toys.

RunningWild0908
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Peasant

I would tickle you gently with my 3 foot razor sharp claws.

RunningWild0908
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Peasant

Then devour you, probably.

Chryosten
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Herald

(Uhhh... You do realise there's an edit button right? It's right next to the report button in case you want to know)

I'll straight up get out. I am not dealing with a dinosaur!

RunningWild0908
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Peasant

I would devour you as well- wait are you… OH NO DEMON CAT! NOPE THE HELL OUTTA HERE

red303
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Shepherd

A living T-Rex? It's jurassic park all over again!

Chryosten
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Herald

Presents make nice recycling material. Especially if it's endless.

red303
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Shepherd

I'd rather be recycled than thrown away or burnt I guess. Also, stop staring at me like that with your unblinking red eyes. You're starting to creep me out.

Gogotank
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Lord

Finally, someone wanted to recycle the presents instead of destroying them!

red303
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Shepherd

Or you could just not dispose of me. I make great storage, considering I have an infinite number of presents inside of me.

awsomejazz123
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Scribe

Yay! It's second Christmas!!!!!!

Gogotank
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Lord

Actually it's Easte- I-I mean, yeah sure, enjoy your presents! (poor guy...)

Crickster
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Blacksmith

Oi get out my place of work (my rainbow factory) or i'll turn you into a rainbow that is unusable by my people

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