i would probably kill it then take its remains out side and bury it in the ground so the earth could use its remains. I also would like for some one to figure out what you would do with mine.
I would pet it and whisper instructions into its ear. It, of course, will look at me in confusion as to what I said to it..where I will then proceed to feed it frozen and expired catnip. As I shove the food at its snout..I slowly take a tazer and lightly taze its back..but light enough of a voltage so it only jumps. When it jumps..I shoosh it to calm down and hand it a hand-knitted sweater to wear.