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What you failed to mention was that what you just grew was a third arm that you have no control over. All it does is slap you in the face all day.

I upgraded to Windows 8.1.

What you failed to mention is that you are using Linux, essentially dividing by 0...

I just divided by 0!

What you failed to mention is that you destroyed the universe in the process, essentially upgrading to Windows 8.1 on Linux.

There are pictures on my wall.

What you failed to mention was that the pictures are of you're most hated enemy.

I just painted some pictures.

What you failed to mention was that you used supernatural paint, so everything you painted came to life. You may regret painting so many man-eating lion-bears.

My hands are cold.

What you failed to mention was that they are only morally cold because of all the innocents that you killed.

I drank some water.

What you failed to mention was that it's poisonous water.

I am online at the time of this post.

What you failed to mention was that you are using a proxy server and caused a SWAT team to descend to you're home and take you away.

I became a fighting man.

What you failed to mention was that you're bad at it.

I have wifi.

What you failed to mention is that the wifi isn't yours and that your just mooching off your neighbor.

I like money!

What you failed to mention is that you actually like the painter, Monet, and also that you sometimes get the letters "Y" and "T" confused with each other.

I found Mark Wahlberg.

What you failed to mention is you found him in a lake because you didn't put enough cement into his boots to hold him down.

I am going to work.

What you failed to mention is that your work is to sleep.

I want to be a sucsessful RPG maker.

What you failed to mention was that all you're successful RPG's are immediately banned and so are you.

I want to sugar coat the truth.

What you failed to mention was that the truth became bitter.

I can't kill.