I think it might amuse me more to call him dooKai just for the hell of it. He does need a handkerchief with an f and a k on it. Your post makes it sound like he's a superhero.
Anyway, it has come to my attention that today is valentine's day/single awareness day, otherwise known as Thursday. So, have a ferret more.
Well the thing is was sorta keeping it in one set of creatures, :P humans are always good and bad or its humans good and some sorta alien thing that bad lol. But just keeping the theme of ferret like creatures