ForumsForum GamesPost an insane lie about the person above you

4230 678031
Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.

Example:
Me: *makes thread*
User 1: pees his pants all the time
User 2: failed his last test
User 3: married a donkey
and so on...

  • 4,230 Replies
red303
offline
red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Is a spy for Kongregate.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

only cares about AG because seeing pictures of ferrets and rabbits make him happy.

red303
offline
red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

The ferret part may or may not be true.

Thinks the earth is flat.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

thinks my jokes are flat.

red303
offline
red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Thinks my soda is flat.

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Thinks everything is flat.

red303
offline
red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Thinks bumps are flat.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

Has a life.

SirLegendary
offline
SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Doesn't even have a soul.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

^this isn't a lie.

red303
offline
red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Is the ghost of SirLegendary, who died last week.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

Is coming to get me, has broken through the glass of my door, the knob is turning, turning, it's open. He's in. Through the long hallway he walks, sniffing the air for anything made of meat, anything that still has blood. The hallway ends in a turn, then a stair case, he walks up each step thump, thump, thump, it sounds like the bells of hell, he's coming into another hall, three rooms branching off. The first only contains a computer and worthless papers, nothing to satisfy his blood lust. The second has a small dog, sleeping by himself, moving slightly in his dreams. Easily eaten, he thirsts for more. The third and final room yields his prey. A young man in his bed, sleeping comfortably, filled with warm, red blood. Closer, he comes, closer he is to the bottom posts of the bed. He trails his long fingernail up the sheets till they come to the man's face, then leaving a trail of blood across the cheek with his razor sharp nails, he steps back. Where to start? each end is good, though the middle is best, mother always said 'go first with the head, then through the stomach, and fill up on the feet.' He didn't want to listen to mother. he just wanted the stomach. he wanted it now. he craved it, and he took it.

red303
offline
red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Doesn't have an overactive imagination.

Frank_Frooton
offline
Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

Realizes that I'm trying to cram for school, yet the only thing coming out is everything but what I need.

xeano321
offline
xeano321
3,152 posts
Farmer

Actually expects to pass the school test.

Showing 2176-2190 of 4230