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Is retired policeman that fights crime in his own, old way.

is american

Is actually named Cornelius Lucius Napoleon Caesar III.

has 35 kids

Is his kid number ne:

Is his younger jealous brother, #17 who came 5 minutes later

Is the thirty-sixth kid who has not been discovered yet.

drinks curdled milk

Knew where Bin Laden was hiding.

Is Bin Laden's ghost.

Is Bin Laden's last son.

Is a balloon.

Thinks that he can fly.

Was the one who started the wars.

Has his username as Lightwater54.