All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.Example:Me: *makes thread*User 1: pees his pants all the timeUser 2: failed his last testUser 3: married a donkeyand so on...
Dissolves a few glasses of salt in the bathtub to make his own marine biosphere.
Likes to sit on a chair and watch grass grow whilst drinking cold beer.
Transforms into a werecat during a full moon.
Considers himself honored to be acknowledged by the great lordlazyleopard.
P.S. No, I'm not a prideful idiot, that's all I could think to say, therefore, it truly is quite the lie...
Loves the constant feeling of failing in every social situation.
Every 5th sneeze causes their head to fall off their body.
He devised his nickname when realising that chrysanthemums are ostentatious.
He wishes his Marquis status would carry over outside of AG.
Lost the elections to a gorilla due to a faulty voting system he didn't bother to change.
Became an assassin due to an extreme hatred toward primates recently elected into the governmental system.
Gets easily distracted by the sound of bells.
Is an arachnophile, spheksophile, and ophiophile.
Loves to wear high heels and dance with the cats
Is secretly a snake from mars.
Flips out whenever they hear their name.
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