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Chryosten
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Herald

All you have to do is make an insane lie about the person above you.

Example:
Me: *makes thread*
User 1: pees his pants all the time
User 2: failed his last test
User 3: married a donkey
and so on...

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gamerguy12345
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Bard

Was abducted by martian cows after going to the moon to find the cow that jumped over the moon. He was sent back to Earth ten days later.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Knows my secret.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Doesn't know my secret.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Might possibly know my secret.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Is very confusing.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Can't tell the difference between a mouse and a fish.

LupusAureus
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Nomad

Is in a secret human society that has advanced technology.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Thinks he's a phoenix, actually he's just a human on fire.

GandalftheGrey666
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Peasant

Is a man dressed like a hippo.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Thinks he's a wizard. Really just an old man in a wizard costume chanting gibberish that does nothing.

wflag10
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Nomad

Thinks of himself as a wolf, in reality a pony.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Despises window frames because of a childhood trauma.

wflag10
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Nomad

Is a superhero

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Has edible toe nails.

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Hates mouse pads because when he was seven he was abducted by the same martian cows that abducted Riptizoid101. The martian cows made him eat mouse pads. He was returned to Earth ten days later.
(the martian cows thing is on the bottom of page 47).

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