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Thinks a hippo can fly.

Still has under 700 posts.

Thinks birds have tails. (700th post. Yay)

Will have more posts than me.

Thinks elephants can fly.

Can produce sunlight by farting.

Can become a werewolf if you say lamps.

Will never reach 800 posts.

When he farts it smells like a new car.

When he eats pop tarts, he farts.

Is just a super-smart toddler.

Is a plume-picking bugbear with a greasy apple-john antler.

Is not a wizard.

Is a pedophile.

Is an intelligent person.