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Loves turtles for no reason at all.

Will only eat paper on Tuesdays.

For not playing forum games.

Is a green giraffe.

Is not a wulf.

Likes to punch dolphins.

Eats turtles. D:

Eats dragons

Got lost in his house once.

Is a hippopotamus

Killed his cat once.

Killed his cat... twice. He's also a necromancer.

*insert lie here*

Came up with a lie about Nerdsoft.

Is on the most wanted list on Mars.