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You're SSN is the code that screwed up a Japanese rollercoaster, causing it to crash. 119 people were smashed in pieces because of your SSN. The Japanese sub-prime minister, Reginald Wang, is now calling for national anti-royalguy demonstrations where many more people will probably die.

You actually fail at playing games.

Your claw is actually made of glass.

You are an old ending to a very old game that gained sentience.

You want to be a Charles Manson impersonator and wear a school girl dress whilst you pretend to murder your right leg.

Hates fat people.

(I don't hate fatties, they just make me laugh)

You have a hump. ;P

Hates Santa Claus.

You're the Grinch. Blaaahhh!

He hates camping..... HATES camping... JUST CAN"T stand it. He hates it.

~~Black~~

You're completely incapable of defending yourself from a chimpmunk. You don't have any sort of ranking in your clan.

Does not have a black belt.

(Oops, ninja)

Ha Ha on the delay! You are a xenophobic penguin from New Zealand.

Wants to be a tree (I can't think of anything else right now)