Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:
* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.
* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.
* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.
For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.
SKWP can skate all he wants But his board will not taunt As when he busts up this great line There is no doubt that its all mine So when you can skate the line to always win like me Theres obviously gunna be a great big fee That fee is facing against my rap skills I'll take you down the the hills Where spit flys from my mouth as people cheer my name And you fall down,crying with shame. So you can say all you want but I'll still be there to haunt.
From an Aussie: You know you're a bloody Pom when you manage to sneak 'tea' into your rap. Is that Twinings, perchance?
Haha, no offense. Now for a rambling meta-cultural monologue on a certain horrific hairstyle:
What can I say of the retrograde- Travesty that is the mullet? Some styles really ought to be left to fade, I'd cram your rat tails down your gullet. Since when did the media feel entitled- To influence our sense of style? History repeats, I feel culturally stifled, Somebody please turn the dial. Is the trademark of a postmodern society- The celebration of a lack of taste? I cringe at this aesthetic impiety, To hell be damned in your disgrace! It just occurred to me as I rant- That I've validated the mullet's existence, I'd try to weasel out but I can't, So I'll cease this futile resistance.
so ya' allways win but not d'is time i'm bout' to shut ya' down with my victory line you can try to ryme but yo' time is up yo' lucks gone away cause i AM here to stay so go out and the yard to play cause i am hard core that way so ya say i gotta pay a fee to let ever one watch you lose to me?
$SKWP$ P.S. strop nice rap about mullets it made me lol
Dude SKWP, looks like I'm gunna have to set u straight Its the only way that you'll can except your fate But your a disgrace To the human race After this,you'll be a mental case My rap will conquer your soul I'll show you the way to the rap hell hole So Imma tell you one last time This rap battle win is all mine cause when I said ialwayswin I wasn't talkin out of a trashbin You know now that I'm in the house yet you still run around like the mouse
so the rap hell hole ya' say? well prepare to get blown away well ya' trying ta' be fly but ya' souldnt even try cause every one is watching your raps die so grab ya' map cause ya' gonna get lost in my rap cause the wrods are a'flying from of the top of me head these words are gonna have you wishing you were dead cause when the smoke clears i will stand tall and then at my feet you will fall!!!!!
(Back at SKWP) I'm not sure how to make you believe But in this rap you will not achieve As you listen to this with tons of greed You'll wonder if you should just play assassins creed You say that I'll be on the ground But dude,check out this sound When your face turns red You'll fall down dead wake up in bed with a guy named fred are you losing your head? So you turn to attemt to rap me down Yet after today I'll be wearing the crown And you'll walk off with just a frown I'm done warning you Id bring the pain Cause in the end, its all my game.
so ya' say ur gonna wear the crown but it made ya' sound like a big fat clown my rap will make ya frown as ya' listen to the sound that i be makeing and every one else thinks that your fakeing cause this conntest is mine for the takeing and there ain't no mistaken so when get in bed all sweaty and shakeing cause ya' remembering this big can of WOOP @SS i be makeing $SKWP$
You better just take a seat cause I'm about to start the heat As you fear,your heart starts to beat this win is just a treat Iv done it before,I'll do it again because from heaven is where I decend yet you just follow the lame rap trend Not to make you look like a queer but I'll make you draw a tear that threat is no lie Its so old that I start to sigh So next time you think this is yours for the taking remember all the risk you are staking.
o man you just sit there fakeing and say its all yours for da' takeing well ya' were right the tears are falling pretty soon im gonna start balling cause yo' raps make rap make me laugh so hard but my ryme's will leave ya' mind scared leave ya' permanetly regarded as a retard so i might be putting it, my pride on the line but thats just fine cause i will leave ya' blind so its yo' time to accept defeat so ya' try and hide your shame but yo' only got yaa' self to blame $SKWP$ (just pwnd you)
Guest artist Strop will come back on stage with a rap about Strop, and then as a request from flappybob999, MacDonalds...he has to think pretty hard about how he's going to make that different from the one about Carl's Jr...there's a really funny video of a guy rapping his Maccas drive-through order on youtube.
Now that you make a desperate last stand while I stick it out with my rap band You should just hit the road cause this prince ain't no toad no madder what you say,what you do in the end you are through I can't get it through your thick skull I see Why can't you just submit defeat to me I don't want to make you look like a fool infront of strop but as your lyrics fly,I will still chop My words come from the depth the heart As you sound like a repetitive fart when the cheers come in as loud as they can You just made me look like more of a man I don't want to make you cry but theres no way I'll agree for a tie So I'm ending this once and for all just get on the ground and start to crawl
so all i hear is raping bout' farts and say dat' yo' words comin' from ya' heart but dude you belong on the tart cart and so before ya' start ta' think ya' can win remember the kind of heat i can bringgg and as i sing the spit will fly and the crowd will start to cry cause this battle is to hot to end and yo' mind is bout' to bend so i will only ask ya' once will ya' call a draw cause you know that my rappin' ainn't got a flaw so this is the only time im; gonna ask and if ya' say no ya only got yo' self to blame cause im gonna start to bring the pain my words will act like chains tie you tight take away ya' sight dont try to fight cause in the end unless you agree every ones eyes will be one me $SKWP$ (strop y were you refering to your self as (he) )
Thats it! I'm bringing the thunder,I'm bringing the gold Just admit it but your getting too old You can't think off the top of your head Thats why when you rap the crowd starts to dread You and I know I'm the king of the castle And bringing you down isn't a hastle Everyone knows that I'm the one As you stand there with a stun I bring the fire like a snap cause you know that I can rap you don't have to warn me anymore taking down you is just a bore so just leave with the honor you have left cause all your words are just theft I'll take you down with nothin but a grin Cause everyone will agree that ialwayswin!
i thought i heard ya' say ya' could win after i warned you of the heat i bingg' yet ya continue to sing but man the bells gonna ring cause my words will knock ya dead i know that has allready been said but when been going for far to long and man i cant keep singing my songs i grab the tongs and pick ya up ya' still acting like ya' tough but only once more i will ask for a draw or to my feet you will crawl $SKWP$
