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MikaCinc
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Ok, I'm first going to post some funny facts:

Read this out loud:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start

Second, I'll post some jokes:

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

Now, post you some of this....

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HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Actually, it's a herb.

The plant is technically a herb, but the fruit is still a berry. Know the difference.
ironblade41
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ironblade41
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Shepherd

Technically, you should say an herb.

danielo
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danielo
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Here is a fun fact -
Trying to lift an 120mm Mortar out of the mud alone is not a wise idea. your back wont like it...

lord0ftiki
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Nomad

Technically, you should say an herb.


Doesn't that just apply to words beginning with a vowel...are you drawing from the fact that some people pronounce herb 'erb?
Terry_Logic
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are you drawing from the fact that some people pronounce herb 'erb?


That's the correct pronunciation of the word, unless you're referring to the name Herb, which is pronounced phonetically. It's one of those words that changes pronunciation when capitalized, like job or polish.
pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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Doesn't that just apply to words beginning with a vowel...are you drawing from the fact that some people pronounce herb 'erb?


Actually, most words that start with an H and then a vowel following should be said as "an *insert h-vowel word here*"
Terry_Logic
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Actually, most words that start with an H and then a vowel following should be said as "an *insert h-vowel word here*"


This is true if you live in the East End of London.
xeano321
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are you drawing from the fact that some people pronounce herb 'erb?


I knew an old guy named Herb (Short for Herbert I guess.) He got all mad at my sister for calling him 'erb instead of Herb.
Bladerunner679
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Blacksmith

here's a fun fact for you:

the part of the brain that does math is also the part that deals with pain, so in a way, math does cause physical pain.

-Blade

Clancy12
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more facts!

-U.S. patent #4 429 685 was issued for a "Method of Growing Unicorns"
-Technically speaking, coffee is a fruit juice.
-Every day your eyes are closed for 30 minutes just from blinking
-The Queen is the only person in Britain legally allowed to eat a swan.
-It takes 2 hours to hard-boil an ostrich egg.
-Every year about 7000 people are injured from falling off chairs.
-About 2000 are injured every year from trying to pry frozen foods apart
-Cotton swabs cause more injures than razor blades
-More than 6000 Americans are injured every year from toilet seats

Terry_Logic
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-U.S. patent #4 429 685 was issued for a "Method of Growing Unicorns"


And this is the man who patented it.

http://www.havelshouseofhistory.com/Zell%20Ravenheart,%20Oberon.jpg

No joke.

-Technically speaking, coffee is a fruit juice.


So is corn syrup. Keep that in mind next time you're drinking a Coke.
lord0ftiki
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lord0ftiki
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Nomad

Less than 7% of people deliberately run over animals on the road.
The calories of sitting watching TV for 330 hours are equal to half an hour of boxing.

Clancy12
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Lord

-There are more English-speaking people living in India then in the U.S, U.K and Canada combined.
-Cites take up 2% of Earths surface, but consume 75% of the resources.
-3000 people are hospitalized every year after tripping over laundry baskets.
-Big Ben once lost five minutes when a flock of birds landed on the minute hand.
-About 150 injuries occur every year from dustpans.
-Every year, there are about 60 000 trampoline injuries in the U.S.
-The average person will grow 6.5 feet of nose hair in their lifetime.
-Sound travels 15 times faster through steel then through air.
-A diamond heated to 760°C will completely vaporize. Not even ashes will remain.
-The milk seen in TV commercials is usually a mixture of white paint and turpentine.
-An average of two people die every year from farts.

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find his gay best friend

knock knock
Who`s there?
the chicken.
---
No offense of corse

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Less than 7% of people deliberately run over animals on the road.


So that means nearly 7% of all animals you see dead on the side of the road were run over on purpose.

Seems legit.

-An average of two people die every year from farts.


How....do you....?
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