Read this out loud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start
Second, I'll post some jokes:
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard? A: "Curl Up and Dye."