"The world does not expect much, but we should strive to rise above the world." The world's modesty and thought processes are lowering every generation. So we should strive to do better than those around us ( without gaining a huge ego). To sum up "think and do your best but be humble"
Had a great one i like to tell people but it is probably a bit too out there (not suitable for kids) so i shall just go with: "To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune" P.S. if you don't understand, google it!
Check if you really turned off the power feed when fiddling around inside electrical equipment. Unless you like to change your hair color and save money from going to the salon... *BZZZZZTTTT* Ooohooo... that tingles! *giggles*
The world is filled with wonderful people. So if you ever start feeling good about yourself, just remember this: For all the good and great people out there, there are ten thousand times as many just waiting to pull you down.
In short, everyone hates you. Get over it, because no one else is going to put up with your whining.