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IAgreeWithYou
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Nomad

I'm sure everyone has had a situation where you wish you didn't have to learn something the way you did.

Mine? When jumping off a roof, trampolines DO NOT bounce straight up and you WILL fall off the side and break your wrist.

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light_chaser
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Peasant

you can't breathe underwater.

remember that, now, I almost died!

Bjiscuit
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Nomad

Well honestly, crap.... I learned a loooooooot of things the hard way, i gues i'l go with the hardest.. hmm... That you better be absolutely, 100% without a doubt sure, when you are going to marry someone, otherwise.... T.T Well i'l leave it at that, just not a good experience.

Bronze
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Shepherd

For those who aren't old enough to drink, don't. For those who are, drinking and bowling may end badly.

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Here are some more... Don't say inappropriate words at lunch when the assistant principal is behind you.

Jblaze101
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Peasant

I'm learning the hard how much effort college is right now I kill myself half the time but I hope to reap the benifits after

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Apparently it's possible to dislocate your jaw from coughing too hard in the wrong position. Ask me how I know.

pangtongshu
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Jester

Don't take it personal if an ex (that you did your best to treat greatly, etc) goes back to talking with her ******* of an ex immediately after breaking up with you

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

There are some words that you can never take back...

JoshDragon
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Nomad

How to hit a good flat serve. It's not easy making the change from eastern to continental.

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

Cats don't like being thrown across the room. I was five ok. The cat was fine.

GhostOfMatrix
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Herald

Do not rub a cat's belly.
Do not bathe cats.

Do not weight train shortly after eating.

Do not rely on others.

xeano321
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Farmer

Change the subject when your girlfriend asks "Does this make me look fat?"

Any answer you give to this question will lead to a black eye... Believe me, I know. (It also leads to loss of your Girlfriend.)

Salvidian
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Farmer

Don't use a rusty razor when shaving.

Blood and hair everywhere!

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Blood and hair everywhere!


That reminds me of another one: don't wear swim trunks with the netting in them. I wore a pair that was too small last year when I was in Hawaii. Guess where the abrasion took place?
Salvidian
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That reminds me of another one: don't wear swim trunks with the netting in them. I wore a pair that was too small last year when I was in Hawaii. Guess where the abrasion took place?


Dear God. I'd rather die.

THE IMAGE IS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW
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