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Forums are cool.
Spammers are cool.

Therefore spammers are forums.

Indians

Indians lived in North America before the white man.
Mice lived in North America before the white man.

Therefore, Indians are mice.

Gandalf

Gandalf says "You shall not pass".
My teacher says "You shall not pass".

Therefore, Gandalf is my teacher.

Wall-E

Wall-E is not human.
A hamburger is not human.

Therefore, Wall-E is a hamburger.

Soap

Soap is slippery
My teachers words are slippery -.-

Therefore my teachers words are soap

Periods

Periods are small and round.
Blueberries are small and round.

Therefore, periods are blueberries.

Archaeology

Archaeology you study.
Geometry you study.

Therefore, Archaeology is Geometry.

Tiles

Tiles are hard
flying is hard

Therefore tiles are flying

Milk

Milk is white.
Macklemore is white.

Therefore, all milk is Macklemore.

Foosball

Foosball has people
Egypt has people

Therefore foosball is Egypt

Music

Music is not as good as it was 25 years ago.
The economy is not as good as it was 25 years ago.

Therefore, music is the economy.

CDs

CDs are round
Peter Griffin is round

Therefore Peter Griffin is a CD

Dogs

Dogs hump.
Camels look like horses with humps.

Therefore, dogs hump horses to make camels.

Sponge

Sponges taste bad.
Root beer tastes bad.
Therefore sponges are only used for cleaning up root beer.

Ah, I forgot ._.
Cheese