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Bacon is delicious.
Dr Pepper is delicious.

Therefore, Dr Pepper is bacon.

Napkins.

Napkins are for messy people.
Hoarders are messy people.

Therefore, napkins are hoarders.

Cats

Cats are cute.
Ellen Page is cute.

Therefore, Ellen Page must be a cat.

Mazes.

Mazes are difficult (a times)
Rubiks cubes are difficult.

Therefore a rubkis cube is a maze ^^

Bold print.

Bold print is thick.
Mud is thick.

Therefore, bold print is mud.

Hydrogen.

hydrogen is on a table.
my lamp is on a table.

Therefore my lamp is hydrogen.

Russia.

Russia is huge.
My house is huge.

Therefore, my house is Russia.

Lemons

(Become one with Russia Da? ^J^)

Lemons are sour
My enemies' personality is sour

Therefore my enemies are lemons

Computers

Computers are fun.
Water slides are fun.

Therefore, computers are water slides.

College.

Computers have screens.
Cars have screens.
Therefore, cars are computers. (That's kinda legit. :P)

Balls (Don't be too green-minded on this one. I'm talking about sports.)

Balls are round.
Planets are round.

Therefore, balls are planets.

College.

college is fun
mmorpg is fun
Therefore college is an mmorpg.


Water

Rubber is stretchy.
Gymnasts are stretchy.

Therefore, gymnasts are rubber.

Illegal Activities.

Illegal Activites are bad.
Hot Cheetos are bad

Therefore having hot cheetos is an illegal activity.

Keyboardists.

Keyboardists use their fingers professionally.
Courtesans use their fingers professionally.

Therefore, keyboardists are courtesans.

America.