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unless he isn't hostile, I would beat him with a pipe

Id kill it with my fart and a silver crossbow.

If he tries any smart crap id shoot his balls off

i'll cross my hands -|-

Yell "DIE!!!", throw a stick at him and run.

i would just let it bite me and i will turn into a vampire =)

I would run around screaming like a maniac until it bites me.

I'd sweat a lol,then go buy some holy water and a silver whatever they hate

I would ask him how old is he and how's his vampire wife. Then I would tell him that my best friends are Blade and Blood Rayne so he better tries not to do something wrong...

i would try to run but i will not be able to cause i will be afraid.he will chase me,he will bite,me i will become a vampire,bite all you in that topic,now you are vampires and this is a happy end.

I would ask him to turn me into a vampire.

I would tell him that my blood is actually fruit punch....'Cause it is.

Uhm.. I would ask him if he/she's high because vampires' eyes are usually red. And if I would find out that he/she is, I would report him/her to a police for an immediate and accurate action.

:P

Haha I would figure out some stuff about him first, then I'd either kill him with his weaknesses, or become a friend. You don't even wanna know what I'd do if he tried to bite me!
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i would pull out duell smg and gat it in the head about 2000 times. the hole time saying whos your daddy.