"It was.....a lie." I assume my cause of death was poisened by cake. Let's say I got shot. "Saint like *****es, I'm holy now." Assuming there was a terrible accident "Hey, aint my fault." Assuming I am about to be murdered "Hey, take your time dude, I need to do my taxes." Assuming I have a Cigar in my mouth. "Hey, You there, yah you, gimme a light loser." Assuming it was from venereal disease. "Hey look at this way, atleast it was something I loved." Assuming it was the husband of the girl I got the disease from. "Your wife.........Was worth it......" Assuming it was shark. "I got killed by a dinosaur.........BEAT THAT!" Assuming I was killed by an overdose. "Maybe I'll get to meet Jimi Hendrix while he's hangin with Elvis and Jackson. Yaaaahhhhh that would be coooooool." Assuming a serial killer is asking me questions to test my knowledge in a sort of twisted trivia thing. "You can suck my circumfrance, and kiss the square root of my ***! I'M OUT LOSER!" Assuming I die in a Saw like situation. "Still better than GSN." Assuming I killed playing Stay Alive. "Still better than Call Of Duty." Assuming I get killed by stupid rednecks. " ****** MATT! I SAID HOLD IT STILL! I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU BUBBAH! SOMEBODY GIMME MY BEER!" Assuming I get killed in a over the top Willy coyete manner. "Just shoot the ****** bird." AND FINALLY "I felt the lowest lows and the highest highs, went fast and slow, hurried up and took my time, acted brash and shy. No regrets to life, but it's time to die. Truth be told, one regret. I'm not high."
My actual last words. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHHHHAHAHHHA ha ha. AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Wait that wasn't even funny." I guess if that's a reference to my life that's kinda depressing.
