I would rather be carnivore, all because of one reason:
One day when I was about 8 I went outside and picked a leaf off the tree in my yard and ate it, then I went inside and ate a salad leaf... Tastes no different!
That's because whoever made your salad can't make salads for nuts, Graham :P
I may be offending people here but seriously. I spent a couple of weeks in California and god, can nobody toss a decent salad? At least they're half decent where I come from.
meat is amazing if done correctly... same with salads though as well... i love a great big salad with chicken and ham in it any day... oh and most humans are as said b4 omnivorous