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noobking
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post ur favorite yo mama jokes here. these r my favorite.
yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

yo mamas like a doorknob , everybody gets a turn.


yo mama sat on a penny and it said, "oh say can u see, GEY THIS FAT A!! OFF A ME

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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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This has been done, a million times alreay, and now this should be locked!

MafiaSlayer
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Not very funny, but then again I'm more into the harsher ones. Such as;

Yo momma so nasty I asked her what's for dinner so she opened up her legs and said krabs

Yo Momma so poor I went to her house and stood on her cigarette and your dad said "Hey! How turned off the heat?"....not my best.

Yo momma so fat she sat in the road and I ran outta gas tryin to drive around her

noobking
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hahahahahalolrotflol anyways fine. yo mamas so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said srry no profesenls.

yo mamas like a brick she gets laid by mexicans.


yo mamas so stupid she told u to read a coluring book.


yo mamas so stupid when u asked for a color tv she said witch color.


float like a butterfly sting like a bee my friend did yo mama last night now it stings when he pees!!!!!!

KHROME
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Nice ones fst6.

MafiaSlayer
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haha i like the mexican one!

ROCKONTYLER
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yo mamma so fat when she saw a shcool bus full of white kids she yelled "Twinke"

MafiaSlayer
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.....thats WAY old man, and its like a 1st grader joke

noobking
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when yo mama saw a turd floating in a toilet she said ohhh a chocolatebar

noobking
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when yo mama jumped into the ocean the whales came out and sang we r family exept that u r fatter than me!

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hahaha this is such a random place to put in those types of jokes, lmao though at the mexican one ^^^^

StarScreamer
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This has been done before, infact I made one...
PLEASE LOCK THIS

steevo15
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ugh...i hate "your mom" jokes...they are the pinnacle of immature jokes. It is pretty sad when you have to start making fun of the persons mom...who ever says "your mom" jokes must not be very smart

noobking
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yur mama

sushihair
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THIS IS STUPID AND RETARDED!!! I agree with EVERYONE who wants this locked!

Waterpologuy
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yo mama so fat, it took me three trains and two buses to get on her good side!

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