What is your all time favourite joke, I really dont have one, and all the ones I have would take REAL long to type so I'm handing it over to the world!
So, a duck walked into a bar, and asked the bartender, âDo you have any gwapes?â
The bartender replied, âNo, this isnât a grocery store, we donât sell grapes!â
the duck walked out
the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender âGot any Gwapes?â
The bartender said âNo, we didnât have any GWAPES yesterday, and we most certainly donât have any GWAPES today.â
the duck walked out.
the next day, the duck came back and said, âGot any gwapes?â
the bartender snaps. He grabbed the duck by the neck and said, ânow you listen here, we donât got no GWAPES! Weâre never gonna get any GWAPES! now, if you ever come back and ask me for GWAPES, iâm gonna staple your feet to the wall.â
the duck walked out.
the next day, the duck walked back in and said, âgot any staples?â
